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But in my defense, MY job here isn’t to worry if the gorgeous, sexy woman who enters the Transmogrifier Chamber comes out mixed with an alligator. No. My job was just to get her some snacks and reading material — you know, just stuff to keep her comfy…while she waits to become part of someone — or some*thing* else.
I’ll admit I don’t quite have *all* the details worked out — and there would actually be a fair amount of quantum teleportation and quantum entanglement involved. Tha— erm, it’s my understanding that either of those procedures may not quite get us the results we’d like to see…and could result in merging a human with a giraffe.
It wouldn’t be for long — most of us would finish what we wanted to do as the owner (or, in this case, renter) of that body — easily within 4 to 6 minutes. Then you could go right back to “being you”!