We are a couple. Married 3 years, dated for 7. Looking for another couple for some fun sexytimes. We are pretty sarcastic and try to be humorous once you get to know us. We're very inquisitive by nature and always want to know the who, what, when, where, why, and how of everything. But we know not everyone is like that, so if it seems we're being nosy, just tell us, "it's none of your Beeswax, Ramona" and we'll do our best to behave. In the "real world" (that mystical and harsh place away from our laptop that we'll venture into once in a while), we are VERY introverted and shy. However, we are the polar opposite online and very candid and will flirt with and talk to EVERYONE on here. So, if you see us in person, just be cautious how you approach and if we seem standoffish at first, please don't take it personally. Just takes us a while to warm up to people and the only people we usually touch are lovers. So, we'll get down to what I'm sure you're here for: sexy times, yay!! We do not do "meat 'n' greets," so please don't ask, you've gotta work for it if you want to see our smiling wil faces in person. It's not unheard of that we meet offline, but please don't hold your breath. We do appreciate the flattery of your offer, but it's just not who we are, sorry. Along these lines, being a female who enjoys and is interested in sex, please do not think that gives you the right to call me "whore" or "slut." I know some women like this for their own reasons, but I'll give you a tip that I think the vast majority does not, so it's usually polite to just ASK us. Same goes for BBW, people keep putting me in that classification and I'll admit it really discourages me from posting more (I don't think I'm that large, but am I just missing the cut-off for true "BBW" status??). I know it's meant as a compliment, but I'm sure everyone is aware of the constant negative input females are given about their bodies and if that's the only thing you can focus on, that makes me super sad face. Also, sexual things are not "dirty" (such a negative connotation), so please say I'm "naughty." What we're interested in most sex-wise is exploration and learning new things about how to please lovers as well as ourselves. So many of us are sadly ignorant of even our own bodies and we are capable of a lot of things, but stigmas and archaic beliefs make us think that our main reason for existence (sex) is bad or foul, etc and we never discover it. We will try just about anything once, save for things involving pain (playful teasing and spanking can be fun) and bodily fluids other than those normally produced and used during lovemaking/sex/fucking. As per age/gender, we will chat online and flirt online with EVERYONE (who's of age and able to give consent to such things), but if you are older and ask us to meet offline, especially for sexy times, we will respectfully decline your offer. We have other boundaries as well, but those are on an individual basis and if you have questions, please ask! OK, those are some of our "don't like"s so now that you made it through those, here's our "do likes, yes, baby, please"es: we like gentle (wo)men who like to touch, run their hands alllll over her body (except feet, you will be kicked if you attempt it, she's way too ticklish there); follow your hands with your lips, she love, love, LOVES soft, teasing kisses (sends chills all through her body and throbs to her clit and damn, you WILL be rewarded generously if you do this just right); her favorite is the intimate hug-from-behind with soft kisses to her neck and shoulder (though obviously you must be on a pretty touch-feely level for this, so if we just met, please hold off on this one, k); laughing, if you make her laugh, she is yours, mind, body, and soul; learning new things, we are constantly on the prowl for new information and if you can teach us something or have a thoughtful, meaningful (and well-spelled) conversation, we'll stick around a lot longer; trying new things, as mentioned, we want to explore, so if you have a fantasy, we'd love to hear it, though we'll warn ya that we might steal it if we think it's great for a video or pictures to post!! There are a lot of other things we like and dislike, but figure we've made you read about enough, so just ask if there's anything else you'd like to know.