I am a part time Cat Herder and Ferret Wrestler. Former ninja, part of a secret order ordained by... nevermind. You didn't read that. I am trained in the arts of sarcasm, flippant disregard, and sexual harassment. I enjoy finding new and exciting recipes for Ex-Lax, sticking post-it notes to my neighbor's cats to make LOLcats a reality, and making protective foil helmets for all my closest friends. I have 1 cat, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel, and a fruit fly named Steve... Although I haven't seen Steve in a few weeks. As you can see, I don't take life too seriously. It's too short, and we really don't have a lot of time to waste! So if I offend you, sorry. This is my not so secret get-away from the average life of a housewife. Here is where I shed my inhibitions, some of my more prudent morals,and get as naughty as legally allowed.

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