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About Me:
Curiouser and curiouser as I get older.
 
My Current Status:
Would like to say thank you for all the nice comments. I am still trying to figure out why I am here - just having fun. Sorry, I am afraid I don't accept friend requests or want to chat about sex.
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 64
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   England, United Kingdom
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I last logged into NN:
 11-Nov-11
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My Final Thought:
 If I ran NN...
I would insist everyone tell a joke about sex (cos it is funny really, what people do to get 10 seconds of muscle spasms! Try explaining it to an alien and their reaction would be akin to the classic 'Smash' potato advert from the 70s!! So.........A friend of mine had the awful experience of having a guy break into her house whilst she and her husband were asleep. The guy came to their bedroom and leant over my terrified friend and said something in a hoarse whisper - then he left the room and started rummaging in the bathroom. Her husband by this point was awake and grabbed his wife's hand saying "Darling I think he is going to kill us - do as he says, if he wants you just do whatever he needs and please him, then we may both live - be strong my love!" My friend turned to her husband and said "He doesn't want me he wants you. He asked where the Vaseline is and I told him it is in the bathroom." Then withdrawing her hand from hubby's grasp she added coldly "Let's see you be strong now!." :))

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