I am incredibly good at eating pussy.
Incredibly. Beyond words good at it.
I've made once-a-day cummers into multiple orgasm machines. I've made women cum so hard, they've cried literal tears. I've been offered gifts, trips, and fucking marriage proposals.
And you know what? I'm fucking proud! I eat pussy like I was born to do it! And I want the world to know! I want to put it on my resume. I want to scream it from the rooftops. Because of all the things I am good at, this one sort of takes the cake.
This is the only thing I can do that I have concrete proof that I am, in fact, a master at, and I'm okay with that. I'm more than okay with it; I'm thrilled! I will be in constant readiness to go down on you.
Slow, fast, gentle, hard, sideways, up & down. Licking, sucking, tender kisses, nibbles & tongue fucking.
I do it all.
Morning? Let me at it.
Home from work? Hike up that skirt.
Going to sleep? Let me just give your pretty kitty a little lick.
Birthday? Christmas? Monday? Wednesday? At any moment I will be ready and very willing to devour you!