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i had a happy hump day, hump night should be just as good if not better ... and you too have a good one
(4 years ago)
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3 traveling salesmen come upon a farmhouse and ask to stay overnight. The farmer says OK but they are not to touch his daughter. The next morning the farmer learns
(4 years ago)
that each of the men has violated his daughter.The farmer approached the men with a shotgun and told them to go into the field and return with their favorite fruit or veg
(4 years ago)
The first one comes back with a carrot, the farmer makes him shove it up his bum, the second one comes back with an apple, again the farmer makes him shove it up his bum
(4 years ago)
Awaiting for the 3rd one to return, the two salesmen start laughing uncontrollably, “What’s so funny?” asks the farmer, “our friend, we saw him walking towards the watermelon patch!”
(4 years ago)
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Definitely wait for the sale then buy double! Worth EVERY penny. Or quid. Whatever that is.
(4 years ago)
Premium is the way to go...
(4 years ago)
the best part of premium is the Sniff Transfer Protocol - worth every scent.
(4 years ago)
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