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Tue, 2-Feb-21 7:42 PM (3 years ago)
Tight underwear gives me camel toe. And I'm a guy!
Tue, 2-Feb-21 5:33 PM (3 years ago)
Everybody wants my money/ Everybody wants my money/ Everybody wants my money, honey/ Everybody wants my money.
Mon, 1-Feb-21 6:28 PM (3 years ago)
When your girlfriend calls your dick a slim jim, is that a compliment?
Ya gotta put that in context. Was she sucking it and going "mmmmmmm" or was she pointing and laughing while reaching for her Thor dildo?
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 31-Jan-21 6:16 PM (3 years ago)
I keep seeing my dick in the before and after ad. How come I'm the before??
Sat, 30-Jan-21 5:56 PM (3 years ago)
Sometimes it just looks like my balls have a nipple.
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Are you sure it's not your cock that you're looking at?
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 30-Jan-21 1:17 AM (3 years ago)
My last girlfriend called it a pepperoni stick.
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Mon, 25-Jan-21 6:54 PM (3 years ago)
Girls, want to see a tiny penis cum? Check out my new video. It came so fast! I barely got going lol.
Mon, 25-Jan-21 12:16 AM (3 years ago)
Girls, my BALLS are yours. Anyone want to take a crack at them? Visit my pics for more! #ballbusting
*gets the golf clubs out*
(3 years ago)
A sand wedge to the balls?
(3 years ago)
Fire_brand and flitterbee like this
A scene from Airplane is suddenly in my head
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and flitterbee like this
well at least I inspired a few jokes hehe. What's the Airplane scene?
(3 years ago)
The "calm down, get a hold of yourself" scene, where they slap the hysterical passenger, and there is a line of people with boxing gloves, a wrench, a gun
(3 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 9:32 PM (3 years ago)
One of the sponsors is using my tiny dick gif! "Scientists discover new way to control dick size". I'm the before! hahaha. Where are my royalties??