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	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 19-Sep-19 11:07 AM (4 years ago)

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Browsing and throbbing

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	Agent_K

Burping and farting

(4 years ago)

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	plumguy

Pooping and wiping... I think I've suitably fucked this status up

(4 years ago)

	lip2lip

Wiping and drooling

(4 years ago)

	plumguy

You sick bar steward lip!!!

(4 years ago)

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	lip2lip

You started it

(4 years ago)

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	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 16-Feb-17 10:56 PM (7 years ago)

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My cock is twitching

	SmilerUK2006

Sat, 25-May-13 11:41 PM (10 years ago)

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Time to look at some pics ... with one hand hehehe

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 20-Mar-12 9:29 AM (12 years ago)

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Chatting with 2 folk yesterday, and today their profiles have disappeared ... very disappointing

	BraGirl

sad..I always try to dissuade people from deleting but they have their reasons and you cant prevent them..

(12 years ago)

	latin46

they'll be back with a new name

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 20-Mar-12 12:37 AM (12 years ago)

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Have I time for a wank before bed?

	SmilerUK2006

Mon, 12-Mar-12 11:48 AM (12 years ago)

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Spent far too much time wanking this morning. Do I have time for just one more?

	NerdyBird

There is always time for one more!

(12 years ago)

	_CARTMAN_

^ yes! yes the is

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Sat, 11-Feb-12 10:55 AM (12 years ago)

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Damn I'm horny today! Anyone want to give me a hand?

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 31-Jan-12 11:54 PM (12 years ago)

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Nipples should be like spaghetti ... al dente

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 31-Jan-12 12:38 AM (12 years ago)

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three wanks today ... should I go for a fourth or go to bed?

	gozap

Four is good, five is better

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Mon, 30-Jan-12 1:04 AM (12 years ago)

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Damn there are some LARGE ladies posting pics recently

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	truckergirl69

Great

(12 years ago)

	danboy1966

I wanna be next after lvs.

(12 years ago)

	lvs2wtch

I might be a while Dan. Wanted this opportunity for quite some time!

(12 years ago)

	truckergirl69

Sure dan

(12 years ago)

	Claire Monroe

Damn Smiler...looks like ya stepped in something with that post....

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Sun, 29-Jan-12 1:14 AM (12 years ago)

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You just gotta love sexting when there's a click

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	angelindisguise

I wanna do some sexting!!

(12 years ago)

	VTCali

Naughty emails are nice too!

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Oh I prefer the realtime element especially phonesex

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Fri, 27-Jan-12 9:45 PM (12 years ago)

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Friday evening in ... so I'd better get it out ;o)

	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 19-Jan-12 12:36 AM (12 years ago)

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Oooo look ... I've got no messages from girls today

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	Wodja

you're lucky, I got 3

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(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 19-Jan-12 12:17 AM (12 years ago)

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Hello everybody

	Stoney100200

hi

(12 years ago)

	Uschi7337

hi smiler

(12 years ago)

	perfectpair80

Hi Smiler

(12 years ago)

	Safire13

hiya smiler

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 19-Jan-12 12:14 AM (12 years ago)

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I'm old. It's official. Nowadays I rarely find a girl under 25 that has an attention span longer than a few minutes

	SmilerUK2006

Sun, 15-Jan-12 10:46 PM (12 years ago)

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still no local ladies for me to chat to ... darn it!

	SmilerUK2006

Sun, 16-Oct-11 12:23 AM (12 years ago)

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Is anyone else disappointed when the little pics look tempting, but the big version puts you off??

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	purr_tato

nope cause you can always go back to the little

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Sun, 16-Oct-11 12:18 AM (12 years ago)

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really should have a quick one before bed ... shouldn't I?

	SmilerUK2006

Wed, 5-Oct-11 9:40 AM (12 years ago)

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is frisky this morning!

	SmilerUK2006

Wed, 28-Sep-11 9:40 AM (12 years ago)

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wonders how long to wank for before shooting

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	SmilerUK2006

Mon, 26-Sep-11 8:43 AM (12 years ago)

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Time for some pics and a wank I think

	purr_tato

lol

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 20-Sep-11 9:42 AM (12 years ago)

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Is 15 mins long enough for a wank?

	BiSkippy

depends whose cock your wanking

(12 years ago)

	latin46

would think plenty

(12 years ago)

	BiSkippy

oops...you're

(12 years ago)

	bonzo9x

tell us in 16

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

hehehe

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Tue, 13-Sep-11 10:46 PM (12 years ago)

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has been so busy he keeps forgetting to watch Torchwood!

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	SmilerUK2006

No, I've been stacking them up on iPlayer. I think it's 'on' on Thursdays

(12 years ago)

	Research Candidate

ah good!

(12 years ago)

	Research Candidate

spooks is coming back as well

(12 years ago)

	TopCat57

never seen it like Dr who...and won't

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Spooks became too predictable a long time ago for me. Dr Who ... bloody daft and brilliant

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(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Mon, 12-Sep-11 8:42 AM (12 years ago)

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Should I have a quick wank at work?

	Lil_Bunz

as long as you don't get caught lol

(12 years ago)

	slasher82

gettin caughts part of the fun

(12 years ago)

	Lil_Bunz

not if you lose your job lol

(12 years ago)

	slasher82

yeah that wouldnt be very good

(12 years ago)

	SmilerUK2006

Thu, 8-Sep-11 12:09 PM (12 years ago)

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Shopping done. Should I have a wank before lunch?

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