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handy man's Recent Statuses
Tue, 29-May-12 3:10 PM (11 years ago)
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is the price of eggs worth the strain on a chickens ass
Lol I don't know where you get your eggs from..but the ones I buy don't come from it's asssmile
(11 years ago)
they sure as hell dont poke them up
(11 years ago)
puke
(11 years ago)
? lol
(11 years ago)
Wed, 25-Apr-12 7:34 AM (12 years ago)
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what do u ladies prefer a trashy comment or a nice polite way to say ur sexy?
nice
(12 years ago)
u can be truthful and still be polite im sure u all know if i comment i enjoy ur pics
(12 years ago)
Gracias amor, for the SWEET photo comments, if I don't like I just move on don't put people down, I will be deleting this site soon but I want to say I appreciate your kindness first. MUAH
(12 years ago)
the truth is best....but dont like the overly crude ones.
(12 years ago)
Trashy/ vulgar comments make me cringe alittle.
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-Apr-12 7:11 AM (12 years ago)
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hi yall just another boreing day who wants to chat cheer me up
Fri, 6-Apr-12 6:34 PM (12 years ago)
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its tween my knee and ankle broke both bones i stood back up and walked about 20 feet
Fri, 6-Apr-12 6:26 PM (12 years ago)
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bunz im kinda down broke my leg least its not my third leg i play with when i see ur pics
hope your ok ?
(12 years ago)
freak deal all i did was get up to walk to bathroom
(12 years ago)
ben 5 weeks still walking on it yet
(12 years ago)
still not walking
(12 years ago)
where is the break?
(12 years ago)
Fri, 6-Apr-12 6:19 PM (12 years ago)
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is it just me or does it seem rude to ask for votes i think we should decide on if we do or not im glad there are so many beautiful women here to look at who dont ask and there the ones i do vote i ma
hey handy!
(12 years ago)
I agree
(12 years ago)
hiya bunz u sweet beatiful lady
(12 years ago)
theres the hotstuff4 too dont 4get the piggy either
(12 years ago)
long time...how you been? x
(12 years ago)
Fri, 6-Apr-12 2:24 PM (12 years ago)
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why do ppl post and then only want comments from paying members why not post on a pay site not a free one
shycouple1999 and muleguy like this
Wise words my man and I wonder the same!
(12 years ago)
Thu, 5-Apr-12 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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im hungry anyone cooking breakfeast
not at 10.22pm Im not....hiya handy smile
(12 years ago)
I got some nothing, toasted nothing and some nothing with a side of nothing and nothing sauce..... Pick.
(12 years ago)
nope just cereals for me
(12 years ago)
hiya safire id take u for breakfeast lunch dinner even midnight snack
(12 years ago)
yup ... I got eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, beans and hash browns ...... and coffee smile
(12 years ago)
Sun, 26-Feb-12 1:19 PM (12 years ago)
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the stoners up bright and early
nawtynudie and ~Angel~ like this
breakfest of champions<<<<<< vodka and tonic
(12 years ago)
been up all night me finks like it!! smile))
(12 years ago)
true bragirl...this place is addicting!!! the stoners
(12 years ago)
i got here at 4 hrs ago
(12 years ago)
lol i fell asleep on it, literally and no long woke to it hehe smile
(12 years ago)
Thu, 23-Feb-12 4:56 PM (12 years ago)
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anybody wanna chatt im bored
Mon, 13-Feb-12 8:49 AM (12 years ago)
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am i the only one here still dressed
its safe to assume so handy
(12 years ago)
feel free to join us though grin
(12 years ago)
so cold here my dick looks like a pimple on a peanut
(12 years ago)
Thu, 9-Feb-12 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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good thing were not in catagories id be put in the unlucky group
pornstarpuss1 and BraGirl like this
aww sad
(12 years ago)
Sat, 4-Feb-12 7:44 PM (12 years ago)
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rubies is it lust or love i have for u ?
Sat, 4-Feb-12 2:14 PM (12 years ago)
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since its sunday in oz does that mean there watching superbowl today
yea...dorothy got the chips and the scarecrow brought the dip
(12 years ago)
let me know when it starts ill take a nap
(12 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 4:44 AM (12 years ago)
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why do i bother noone cares
sent pm
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:08 PM (12 years ago)
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is it wrong or gay for another man to compliment another man
nony35 likes this
Nope.
(12 years ago)
It only becomes gay when you show your appreciation with penetration wink
(12 years ago)
a dick is a dick but certain pics need complimented way there taken
(12 years ago)
nah, only if you ENJOY the penetration zyff...LMFAO!!!
(12 years ago)
never did either but nuttin wrong with compliments
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 3:34 PM (12 years ago)
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i joined NN when it first started 7 or 8 yrs ago seen many come and go made many friends here sad its changeing to promote girls who want u join a cam site but i wont leave
NerdCore likes this
you don't have to cam... lots of girls here that don't...
(12 years ago)
it's just a phase.....the goodness is still here smile
(12 years ago)
Bloody cam sites are a menace.
(12 years ago)
i think it's called free will. don't like it...don't do it.
(12 years ago)
not talking about here talking about cam sites outside of here
(12 years ago)
Mon, 16-Jan-12 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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hi whyspermyname
ahh all good what you can't see you can feel
(12 years ago)
id like to feel kiss cuddle worship every inch of you
(12 years ago)
that's 68 inches mmmm lotta height there lol
(12 years ago)
them eyes mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(12 years ago)
i have nuttin but time wink
(12 years ago)
Mon, 16-Jan-12 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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latin46 u here
latin is heading out...time to get ready for work...be good
(12 years ago)
bye latin, hope monday treats you well
(12 years ago)
i always showup to late
(12 years ago)
Now shes up there ^^^^^^
(12 years ago)
smile handy smile
(12 years ago)
Tue, 10-Jan-12 3:16 PM (12 years ago)
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cuntrygurl u still here
Hi handy smile
(12 years ago)
Tue, 10-Jan-12 2:44 PM (12 years ago)
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moana u sure have a beautiful body will we ever get to see ur pretty face?
she has pics of her face on her profile. very pretty btw
(12 years ago)
Mon, 9-Jan-12 1:29 PM (12 years ago)
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the show must go on but wheres the remote
softcell likes this
Mon, 9-Jan-12 12:55 PM (12 years ago)
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i admit im dumb what does defacto cohibiting mean
which is why I ignored your typo HM tongue ...this time! Miss A_C
(12 years ago)
Cohabitation Agreements are agreements made between people who are living together and who are NOT married. Property disputes in these circumstances now come under the Family Law Act 1975 (as amended)
(12 years ago)
leg, in Oz once you've lived in a defacto relationship for 6months? your considered 'married' and can take the other for 'half' when you split.. Miss A_C
(12 years ago)
like gean simmons and his now wife was together for many yrs even with kids
(12 years ago)
Yep..... clever boy.
(12 years ago)
Mon, 9-Jan-12 12:34 PM (12 years ago)
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unanamous decided im president of cant spell or make sense of anything comitty
GottaBeMe and Hoozthedaddy like this
Mon, 9-Jan-12 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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id like to thank all the ppl who voted to make me president
GottaBeMe and angelindisguise like this
Looks like i'm the only turkey!
(12 years ago)
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