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NaughtyKat likes this
spicy chicken or chicken tikka with pineapple on a pizza is the best
(322 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Ah! Xtrm69, don't say you're one of those that grimace about thr use of fruits in savoury dishes.
(322 days ago)
Grammar corrections - 'grimaces about the use of.. '#it'sflippinglate
(322 days ago)
No accounting for taste! 😂 Have you seen NN?? People like all sorts of things! 😆 But no pineapple on my slice please.
(322 days ago)
tracytvsubslut and Awesome_Tits like this
Saturday afternoon and the local meth heads are bashing each other up.
(341 days ago)
6 people, 2 toddlers moved in to a 1 bed flat 2 doors away from my neighbours, who literally log in their movements. I'm pretty sure they also note what they eat & bathroom breaks.
(342 days ago)
I want no part in it. They look & sound like lunatics. Who on earth starts a karaoke at 2am & calls the cops reporting women screaming every other week when it's foxes fornicating?
(342 days ago)
NaughtyKat and Awesome_Tits like this
I do like the nearest idiot option, perhaps when the bottle is empty. 😆
(343 days ago)
My friend got a Pernod for £10 from the corner shop (they're nearly £20 @ Tesco). The shop assistants aren't knowledgeable about drinks. We get great deals & they don't know it.
(343 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
My friend is a big fellow, 6'3, just short of 200lb, a proper African warrior build. He couldn't open the damn bottle. I used a corkscrew but the hole didn't allow to pour anything ...
(343 days ago)
.. because of foamy layer thing under the cap. So I just carried on with the corkscrew into breaking the cap bits by bits.
(343 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
I was on a bus going on a bumpy street, was wearing boxers, so the up and down movement of the bus made my dick bounce around, which resulted in a big stiffy, this was shortly before my stop, I had to
(343 days ago)
wait and be the last one to get off the bus.
(343 days ago)
I'm sorry to hear your hard-on was raging. Maybe make it a nice cup of tea and suggest it calms down?
(343 days ago)
I'd have liked to use the nearest idiot option here, some comments earlier.
(343 days ago)
I saw it before you explained it and killed the fun out of it!
(343 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
Tried to get a six pack matey, go na stick wi' me keg
(1 year ago)
bod means nothing if he or she hasnt got a personality
(1 year ago)
Haha now there's a good idea, would spice things up a bit, quick tit here and pussy there, they would never notice 😉
(1 year ago)
Raven2005 and Danthaman827 like this
Danthaman827 likes this
Only so many message u can leave when typing one handed 😂😂 will have to try harder
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
I think I may start a new site for just "normal body parts" porn. Boobs & butts may be included, but no dicks or puss. 🤭
(2 years ago)
flitterbee and Jersey__Girl like this
Yeah but a smartass with great tits 😘
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe and lennynatural like this