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Tue, 4-Aug-20 1:54 PM (3 years ago)
According to our governments definition as of last Sunday I am now officially a senoir citizen, so if I say or do something stupid - it was old age
SexyEnglishBabe and Mr_Vein like this
Lucky you on reaching senior citizenship, re new laws I have to wait 3 more years until I am 65 years and 10 months old before I can draw my O.A.P. GRRR.
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 5-May-20 12:38 PM (3 years ago)
Many moons ago when I was just a lad there was no such thing as the internet, So people had to walk miles to call me a c**t.
Sat, 14-Mar-20 12:08 PM (4 years ago)
<<< Is NOT looking forward to Monday, have to go have not one but two CT guided injections into my lumber spine.
Thu, 13-Feb-20 1:07 PM (4 years ago)
The only sex we have nowdays is oral sex, We talk about doing it regularly.
I hear you...that is why I am on this site.
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 4-Feb-20 2:21 PM (4 years ago)
Dr: How did you sleep last night? ME: Like a baby. Dr: so you had a good sleep? Me: No, I curled up in the featal position, sucked my thumb, pooped my self and cried all night"
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Tue, 21-Jan-20 1:49 PM (4 years ago)
I just got my pecker caught in my zip. Man it hurt so no more zip up boots for me.
Mon, 13-Jan-20 11:52 AM (4 years ago)
She walked in and sat down beside me, "Hi, My names Carmen because I like Cars and men, what's yours" Me: "Beerpussy"
Sat, 16-Nov-19 11:40 PM (4 years ago)
"I will never get on a talking scale again, The last one said "One person at a time please"
MrsTrellis and Artistic like this
the talking ones are liers, they have a deal with weight watchers
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 11-Oct-19 12:28 PM (4 years ago)
WOO Hoo, It's raining here for the first time in nine months. We certainly need it and more.
Wish we could send you some of ours .....
(4 years ago)
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Living in the uk we are lucky to get nine days rain free! X
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 18-Apr-19 1:23 PM (5 years ago)
After 46 years of being a heavy smoker I am now 5 weeks smoke free.
Alan4uLadies, GottaBeMe, clittylicker, Mr_Vein, irish25 and 9 others, Allure, maraff, ThePadrino, captain_82, NaughtyKat, steelrat60, Onionheart, shyguy307 and nosanity like this
Only time will tell, but my type 2 diabetes has now become type 1 with me needing to inject insulin.
(5 years ago)
Congrats ozzie *says MW while taking a drag off of his ciggie*
(5 years ago)
Well done I know how hard it is :
(5 years ago)
Onionheart and oldozzieguy like this
Keep up the good work! I know the struggle...I am 6 months smoke free!
(5 years ago)
Onionheart and oldozzieguy like this
quitting tobacco was the toughest thing i ever did, for sure, 33 yrs ago. good gratulations.
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 28-Mar-19 12:38 PM (5 years ago)
Dad, whats a clitoris? Me. You should have asked me that last night son, I had the answer right on the tip of my tongue.
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Wed, 13-Mar-19 12:36 AM (5 years ago)
Talk about warm, it's supposed to be autulm here but still 41.1 deg C or 106 deg F.
I prefer our weather atm it's 03 C 36 F...I hate hot weather.
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy likes this
It was in the 90s F back in September...we were camping One weekend and the heat didn't even let up overnight....never loved the a.c. or the shower more haha
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yep, got my outdoor work done early so now locked away in the AC.
(5 years ago)
Thu, 14-Feb-19 2:47 PM (5 years ago)
It was Valentines day yesturday and I got lucky.................... I found a dollar
Thu, 31-Jan-19 3:51 AM (5 years ago)
It seems that most here are in the frozen zone. It's been 38 to 40 dec C here. would pass a little heat your way if I could.
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Mon, 14-Jan-19 5:49 PM (5 years ago)
after ten years of Celibacy I'm claiming my virginity back.
Mr_Vein likes this
Can you still find a Holden to lose that precious virginity again in the backseat?
(5 years ago)
PApda and oldozzieguy like this
We were all a lot SMALLER in those days!!!!!!!
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 31-Dec-18 3:09 PM (5 years ago)
Before I get drunk, loose my phone and get arrested I want to wish all the NN pervs and pervettes a very happy new year.
Mon, 31-Dec-18 7:41 AM (5 years ago)
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodarant, Roll on 2019.
lennynatural and NaughtyKat like this
Hi Adele, we have spray ons here everywhere but when I use them I get a fit of the sneezes so have to use roll on.
(5 years ago)
Problem here with sticks is the heat. They tend to go soft and gooey.
(5 years ago)
I will stick to spray on... there are limits to supporting the ozone layer
(5 years ago)
Mon, 17-Dec-18 2:31 PM (5 years ago)
< rolls into the NN bar like a tumbleweed and heads right for the dark corner in back.
Mon, 17-Dec-18 1:15 AM (5 years ago)
Dr said I need to get in shape, He's a Dr, He's a smart man, but forgot that round is a shape.
BuxomXhunter, owbiglineman, steelrat60, MitchandDaisy, TheSpoutinHead and 2 others, heydidyagrabmyass and lennynatural like this
I have the body of a God... unfortunately it's Buddha
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and TheSpoutinHead like this
Me too, sometimes easier to go over me then around.
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Aw, shucks ‘steel’: you only do the Buddha thing now and Zen...
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 26-Nov-18 2:02 PM (5 years ago)
Summer on it's way, weather warming up, Time to organise a camping trip.
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Tue, 13-Nov-18 4:25 PM (5 years ago)
I have never jumped out of an aeroplane without a parachute, I wanted to leave some things on my bucket list.
With me on it would be lucky to get off the ground in the first place.
(5 years ago)
nosanity likes this
I have never paddled up a creek in a barbed wire canoe either, that is still also on my bucket list.
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 13-Oct-18 4:27 PM (5 years ago)
Mate: Do you ever play any dangerous sports? Me: Yeah, sometimes I disagree with my wife.
Thu, 11-Oct-18 3:47 PM (5 years ago)
My wife and I have doggie sex every night, I sit at the foot of the bed panting and begging while she rolls over and plays dead.
Worse yet come home with one of those cones around your neck
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and SunGod_dess like this
Fuck!!!!! We don't even have a hallway to pass in.
(5 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
We do have oral sex as well, we talk about it a lot.
(5 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
<<< Likes guys that makes her laugh ... lol @ Bryan and Ozzi
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 8-Oct-18 2:45 PM (5 years ago)
Took car to aircon mechanic, he says it needs new compressor, new condenser and new hoses, Cost $1.300.00. Went to another for 2nd opinion. Compressor ok, condenser ok.
lennynatural likes this
and why was/is r12 banned/discontinued? because humans dint give a shit about environment until it was too late
(5 years ago)
dirtycpl222 and lennynatural like this
I have no problem with the new 134a just needs a tune up every few years
(5 years ago)
done be fakin stupid, no cunt here uses turn signals
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
No wodes, definintly tested with nitrogen. Watched him do it. Recovered any remaining refrig first. If you check on the net there is also a standard for doing this with r-134a systems.
(5 years ago)
Mon, 27-Aug-18 1:57 PM (5 years ago)
Son - Dad what's it like to have the best son in the whole world? Father- I'm not sure son, ask your granddad.