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Sat, 2-Feb-13 4:05 AM (11 years ago)
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I needs an anti-horny pill....Baaaaaaadly!
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just get off, then you'll be fine
(11 years ago)
Sometimes only a good shag will do.
(11 years ago)
I don't wanna an anti-horny pill....i just wanna get laid! xo
(11 years ago)
what she said ^^
(11 years ago)
Yeah...Laid would be ideal, but when there aint anyone here, there should be a damned pill to ward off insanity!
(11 years ago)
they have those, but trust me, the horny is better than those type of pills! xo
(11 years ago)
at 40+ the anti horny pill is 'stop looking at porn and take a walk.'
(11 years ago)
lol, only works for the men folks hoss....as a woman it just gets worser! xo
(11 years ago)
Prob right. I wouldn't be sighing so much though if you were here Ms. sighs. Maybe more groaning. hehe.
(11 years ago)
kinda far....we'd best find alternate arrangements volcano. xo
(11 years ago)
I'd offer you a hand bound, but fuck and all I'm 12hrs away. Not even my internet cock will reach that far.
(11 years ago)
if it were, i'd run and hide anyway hoss....so it's all good. xo
(11 years ago)
Well they have remote-controlled vibes, butterflies etc. Maybe one day they'll invent some sort of over the net controlled cock sucking device. The 'netongue? The interlicker? The webwanker? Fuck...se
(11 years ago)
they have one...its called salt peter
(11 years ago)
WTF? How does the Pete work?
(11 years ago)
i dunno...just knew some people on it
(11 years ago)