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Fri, 22-May-15 1:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Really need to empty my balls, anybody in West Yorkshire next few days? PM me !
Step 1 - Put hand on penis. Step 2 - Wank furiously. Step 3 - Repeat as necessary.
(8 years ago)
There's a status comment worthy of copy and paste around here. smile Impressed by your helpfulness, Mark. I was going to suggest the phone book but I'm never sure if they exist anymore.
(8 years ago)
Who is furiously and does he want to be wanked? smile
(8 years ago)
Lol, itm. smile
(8 years ago)
If no phone book, and Mark
(8 years ago)
Dangit......Mark's directions don't work, I'm sure Google can offer some sound advice!
(8 years ago)
Phone books are still used here to beat suspects with.
(8 years ago)
Precaution: Safety Glasses are required past this point.
(8 years ago)
I get all my masturbating advice from the Ask Jeeves site, LuLu.
(8 years ago)
I have been doing it wrong all this time? That explains a lot. Let me go check with Jeeves.
(8 years ago)
There used be be this elderly lady who had a sex talk show...I can't recall her name. It was always good for a laugh.....and for valuable information.
(8 years ago)
You can't possibly mean the amazing Dr. Ruth?! Just caught a clip of her the other day. She is all kinds of amazing. I remember her show about masterbating with veggies.....good stuff. wink
(8 years ago)
Yes, Dr. Ruth! Did she really do a show about masturbating with veggies?
(8 years ago)
She really did, Rox! She gave it the thumb up. smile
(8 years ago)
Oh, not Dr. Ruth. It was a different lady...and much nastier.
(8 years ago)
With safety precautions, surely?
(8 years ago)
what mark dr phil in a dress lol
(8 years ago)