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Tue, 11-Jun-19 6:32 AM (4 years ago)
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Aussie Expression of the Day: Fuck a Duck, Exclamation EG; Fuck a duck that was close! or Fuck a duck did you see her Bewbs!
NaughtyKat, maraff and cmp304 like this
Fuck a duck just sounds funny! And so wrong laugh
(4 years ago)
cmp304 and Sir_Pumpy like this
I say that all the time. Did not know it was Aussie! Somtimes say fuck a bucket of ducks. Makes no sense but I say it anyway.
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Sir_Pumpy and NaughtyKat like this
interesting
(4 years ago)
Im not sure if its 100% Aussie but we use it a bit, a lot of them are english but used a lot here and we have a huge cross over with American Pop culture in the Redneck side which fits Aussies well.
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
No worries! It's bidirectional plagiarism: there is a lot of Aussie cross over in Southern Appalachian Redneck Culture as well.
(4 years ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
Is "well, fuck me sideways" also Australian?
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Yup, commonly used
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A beautiful Aussie friend of mine taught me years ago "Fuck me dead" & "my nipples are going to France". grin
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat, Mr_Elmo and Sir_Pumpy like this
eek
(4 years ago)
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Hello Arti xx I know. I looked the same the first time I heard those words.
(4 years ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
Sounds too serious LOL
(4 years ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
Naughty I've done that same lol, theres places in the Southern USA that still use some of the Orstralian Id inadvertently or for entertainment used in conversation. Nipps to France though?
(4 years ago)
Arti its only too serious if the Chef serves Duck Du Jour with the Chefs special white sauce lol
(4 years ago)
Omg i would vomit
(4 years ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
And Aussie have the Pop culture advantage in the US because we share the same TV and Comedy whereas the US entertainment is a bit more insular. Hell im a Redneck from way before I knew what it was lol
(4 years ago)
Fuck me Swinging was another one that made my new drinking buddies laugh till they fell over as well.
(4 years ago)
Now now Arti, Ever noticed how Bean sprouts or Alfalfa smells a lil funky? Knowing this have a sniff and tell me they dont smell like Cum lol
(4 years ago)
Stone the Crows, Get a black dog up ya, A pong (bad smell) that'd outlive creation, Aww fer fucks sake, Stench that'd kill a brown dog, Have a crack at that, Hava go ya mongrel (A Challenge),
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She'll be right mate, She's Apples and theres much more but the lil things like how we abbreviate names and make them longer lol, Rob/Robbo, Mac/Macca Sharon/Shazz/Shazza etc
(4 years ago)
Youtube has classic Aussie stuff too like The Naked Vicar show and The Paul Hogan show or Kingswood Country which are funnier today than when they ran in the 70's and 80's and well worth watching.
(4 years ago)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck; screw a kangaroo. Fingerbang an orangutan; it's an orgy at the zoo!!!
(4 years ago)
I love a bit of Ozzy man reviews
(4 years ago)