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Fri, 23-Apr-21 9:44 AM (3 years ago)
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It’s 4:42am. Why am I wide awake?!?! Oh yeah, because of the snoring happening next to me! Guess it time for some coffee. Morning! smile
well hello there needs nice to see ya wink
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Hi Angel ,I'm wide awake as well but only because my mind won't shut off for more than an hour...coffee sounds great thoughsmile
(3 years ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Haha! Hi flit smile
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Long time same time tex xx
(3 years ago)
Thought you'd all be resting easy now Uncle Joe is in charge?
(3 years ago)
Good morning Adele. smile
(3 years ago)
Few ways to stop someone snoring
(3 years ago)
Haha! Yeah, he great.... not!!
(3 years ago)
Smother them with a pillow, Paul. I’ve thought about it! wink
(3 years ago)
Not quite what I had in mind...maybe smother them in boobies
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
^perv
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
No that would reward the snoring!
(3 years ago)
pervs ^^
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Lower your left breast into his open mouff and smuvver 'im .
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Nope, no boobies for snoring!
(3 years ago)
Now I really want to be smothered
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
You've considered that then
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Haha! No, not at all. I’ve only considered smothering him with a pillow or separate bedrooms.
(3 years ago)
maraff likes this
*makes needs a coffee and sneaks a shot of voddie in it too wink
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
One shot of vodka would make me sleepy, flit! Better make it three. wink
(3 years ago)
Tests have shown that the male of the species will revert to breast feeding mode and sleep like a baby.
(3 years ago)
* puts 3 more shots in * grin
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
^perv
(3 years ago)
I have the feeling my husband is paying you to say this maraff. wink
(3 years ago)
Scientific fact: males never snore after a bj (he can thank me in the morning)
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Hahahahaha.... no! tongue
(3 years ago)
I am charging him staff rates.
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Ok I’m outta ideas
(3 years ago)
Is it the semen in his throat that quells the noise PM?
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
LOL
(3 years ago)
Bit gay
(3 years ago)
But funny!!!
(3 years ago)
Tickling the tonsils or wot
(3 years ago)
I’ve been told it’s good for sore throats.
(3 years ago)
It inspired him to number two anyweighs wink
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
My wife used to dig her elbow in my back... such a considerate lady... Now we have separate bedrooms... Much better nights sleep and I can have a wank whenever I feel the need wink
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
I wonder if it was the semen in the throat comment?
(3 years ago)
I’m totally on board with the separate bedroom thing! At during the week. He can come back on the weekends.
(3 years ago)
almostanything and flitterbee like this
least*
(3 years ago)
Separate bedrooms for sleeping ...that's the way here ...I'm the snorer, she's the dog lover with some pups on the bed ... win win ...
(3 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Kicked back into the kitchen as most dogs stay there
(3 years ago)