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Mon, 27-Mar-23 11:47 PM (1 year ago)
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Contrary to what the name implies, the Dyson Ball Cleaner is not meant for THAT.....and I'm now in the Emergency Room...tonguegrinLOL
How does it feel to become yet another ER Nurse tall tale?
(1 year ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Wouldn't know...but could you imagine actually going to the ER for that and explaining what happened? 🤣🤣🤣
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic and numbNNuts like this
That really depends on how big the accident was ... But its fun, your unlikely to be the first for that shift ...
(1 year ago)
numbNNuts likes this
And to clarify...I AM the subject of some ER Stupid Stories...just not that one tongue
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic and numbNNuts like this
One must claim what ever small claim to fame you can get wink
(1 year ago)
An ER nurse once told me a patient had explored somewhere dark with a small torch and couldn't get it out. Allegedly the doctor asked him 'Is it turned on or off?' to much amusement from the others.
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic likes this
I hear ya…I’m banned from the local golf courses…
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Balls in holes!
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic likes this
My Hovwer was such a sucker...ohmy
(1 year ago)