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Wed, 10-May-23 8:27 PM (1 year ago)
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What's the most fuckable fruit?
I'll make the case for pears. Good curves.
(1 year ago)
huh
(1 year ago)
He said his name was James, but I think he was lying, lol
(1 year ago)
- - anyone who wants to fuck a fruit - must be a totally fruit cake - a looney - -
(1 year ago)
*thinks of the many requests she’s seen for fucking bananas, cucumbers, etc…. I’ll have one apple pie please
(1 year ago)
- - was referring to a male - -
(1 year ago)
^hot apple pie, fixed it for ya
(1 year ago)
A male can fuck those things. He can also put his penis in a banana peel. Have some imagination! And again, American pie.
(1 year ago)
Warm apple pie tongue
(1 year ago)
- - who would want t f--k a granny --------------- oh an apple - -
(1 year ago)
Don’t yuck someone else’s yum! Tsk tsk
(1 year ago)
Sweet Georgia Peach Pie wink
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
I've put my dick in a rather ripe banana that I heated in the microwave. It was a fucking mess when I was done!
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
heated, cut a slit and the whole thing basically exploded while trying to put my dick in the slit I made. It was epic failure, but didn't feel to bad!
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
The dish next door. grin
(1 year ago)
I tried a large grapefruit once. I'm still banned from that supermarket though.
(1 year ago)
Penis in banana peel is one of Mr_Elmo's photos.
(1 year ago)