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I've been trying in vain to think of a sappy comeback
(288 days ago)
Something to do with comparison to hardness………I imagine 🤷🏻♂️
(288 days ago)
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Morning wood — or as it's formally known, nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) — is a common occurrence for many people.
(288 days ago)
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I'm gonna start calling Emu Alexa from now on
(288 days ago)
Seems to be some stiff competition here this morning
(288 days ago)
Tumescence is the quality or state of being tumescent or swollen.
(288 days ago)
Happy Sunday. It's not too bad here and the sun is out for most the time.
(288 days ago)
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Yes they put me in a home and that's why I'm here 
(288 days ago)
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Lets all head for Lovely SEB's Place...
(288 days ago)
Wish I could Raven but they won't let me out of the home
(288 days ago)
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I left you a post-it note on the wooden post in your garden.
(288 days ago)
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morning SEB! I read there is also Nocturnal Clitoral Tumescence (NCT), colloquially known as morning bean 
(288 days ago)
Good afternoon, SEB, and thank you for the comment
(288 days ago)
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Yes so far so good. Thanks for the great collection of photos too!
(288 days ago)
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Ah same…glad to hear we are both so adventurous!
(288 days ago)
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Be honest. We are saving energy for the big day! Come find me haha!
(288 days ago)
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Oh haha I let my fantasy out again! Way to play it cool!
(288 days ago)
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Oh how about a second chance? Proper date and all!
(288 days ago)
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Quit while you are behind, of clumsy chat ups I have seen this is one of them; D
(288 days ago)
He used to be very good at chat ups but has become a shadow of his former voice.
(288 days ago)
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Buy me a KFC bargain bucket and a Toblerone and i'll think about it
(288 days ago)
Bargain! Take it before she changes her mind!
(288 days ago)
She must like me to give me such a good deal! Showing her cards or maybe just her hunger!
(288 days ago)
Once you take the bait, next time it will be an all she can eat at her favourite restaurant!
(288 days ago)
A small price to pay for the open all night after hours dessert!
(288 days ago)
No innuendo there at all lol.
(288 days ago)
Thanks for letting me hijack the status! KFC and Toblerone awaits you!
(288 days ago)
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late there now and evening here...spinach artichoke pizza on the way 
(287 days ago)
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