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Sun, 16-Jul-23 5:17 PM (293 days ago)
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for some reason doing housework with a beer, the tennis going in the background and NN open isn't particularly efficient....who'd have thunk it?? smile evening all
Salut bman beer
(293 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Purchase a robotic vacuum cleaner...it sucks at will....
(293 days ago)
Devonmature likes this
*presumably will won't mind* ...0-o
(293 days ago)
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Was going to ask : who's will? Hehe..
(293 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I anticipated the smartarsery, Mitch: P
(293 days ago)
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hahaha i would have to pick all the stuff up off the floor before the robot could get round to sucking Will! evening gents
(293 days ago)
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I coukd see Will Ferrell being sucked at by a robot vacuum cleaner. It's the kind of movies he does anyway. tongue
(293 days ago)
Willy or won't he?
(293 days ago)
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Mind that is...
(293 days ago)
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Free Willy?
(293 days ago)
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Will and Testament?
(293 days ago)
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The other day I had to return my Buddhist vacumm cleaner. It came with no attachments.
(293 days ago)
Tennis...very good 5th set!
(293 days ago)
Playing for peanuts of course, just the £2.350.000 not bad for two weeks work....0-o
(293 days ago)
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That youngster is giving Novak a run for his money!
(293 days ago)
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20 year old, already world number 1, new guard is starting to replace..
(293 days ago)
shaqila likes this
hahah we are getting some mileage out of this will joke smile
(293 days ago)
would be great to see someone else win a grand slam to be honest
(293 days ago)
shaqila and TopCat57 like this
Who is Will Joke?
(293 days ago)
any will getting sucked off by a robot must be a bit of a joke
(293 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Stranger things have happened, ask any ER nurse/doctor...0-o
(293 days ago)
Don’t really like Tennis…….but I will watch it occasionally
(293 days ago)
hahah, there should be a general surgeon's warning "whatever it is you have in your hand, chances are in doesn't go in your ass. or your urethra. really really not your urethra" smile
(293 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Me either, but to watch two sportsmen/women at the peak of a sport is watchable
(293 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
exactly. there aren't too many sports i like to watch at anything below the elite level. hence why i don't watch english rugby wink
(293 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Bman....Warning label on such appliances, 'Not suitable for genitals" : P
(293 days ago)
hahahah really?? the fact that label has to be there shows someone had the idea
(293 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
reminds me of a classic Billy Connolly skit where he was at a hotel and the hairdryer had a warning label "do not use in the shower"
(293 days ago)
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Just seen a return of serve by the Spaniard that I think is probably impossible!
(293 days ago)
everything seems impossible to me, until some cheeky young sod goes and does it haha
(293 days ago)
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true! They don't realise it shouldn't be possible...hence sport evolves
(293 days ago)
kids these days, no respect...for physics? haha
(293 days ago)
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If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster. And treat those two impostors just the same; He can do this!
(293 days ago)
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5-4 serving for the championship...willy hold his nerve.....?
(293 days ago)
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hhaha nice one
(293 days ago)
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That lob took massive bollocks!
(293 days ago)
hahaha yep
(293 days ago)
wait, he is spanish: mucho cajones!
(293 days ago)
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The king is dead, long live the king! Changing of the guard!
(293 days ago)
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now the question: willy ever win another grand slam? or willy face away now like federer in his later years? willy, wonty?
(293 days ago)
damn *fade
(293 days ago)
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