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Mon, 24-Jul-23 6:02 PM (280 days ago)
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Today i got a shock as i opened my refrigerator door to see my salad dressing
Step away from EMU'S joke book! : P
(280 days ago)
What joke book? This actually happened
(280 days ago)
TopCat57, EmuLater and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Exactly! What joke book!
(280 days ago)
Take the light bulb out so you don't get further shocked in the future!
(280 days ago)
Sorry, that’s my salad dressing I left in there. We know you don’t eat salad.
(280 days ago)
Why did that come up twice?
(280 days ago)
Are you saying I'm fat?
(280 days ago)
It only appears twice at your end then goes back to normal on the next refresh.
(280 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Do I look dumb? Don’t answer that.
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
ooooo Posh! Seb has a fridge with a light in it!
(280 days ago)
What you must have seen may have been in a state of undress...blushing ohmy
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I use the light from my phone
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Not your halo?
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
No I’m just saying I sneak into your fridge a lot and…I’m gonna stop talking now.
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Depends what time of the day it is
(280 days ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
What’s a fridge? I keeps my milk in a cow!
(280 days ago)
K...you better run...
(280 days ago)
ksaint and EmuLater like this
I’m not there now! *peeks around the corner deciding which door to make a run for
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
- - Was it all over the Toblerone - -
(280 days ago)
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The Toblerone was watching
(280 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
I’m just thinking about what you was saying earlier TC…..about the speed of a thread…..I’m having trouble keeping up yer!!
(280 days ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
Were you expecting to see your salad naked?
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I wasn't expecting anything which is what shocked me
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Yes Dm , this is what it was like back in the day!
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
*also snuck into SEB’s closet and hid all of the pointy shoes. In the name of public safety.
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I can buy more
(280 days ago)
ksaint and lennynatural like this
Except there were several threads going at this speed...Brain hurt!
(280 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Always one step ahead aren’t you!
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Lettuce see how this pans out...
(280 days ago)
I'm cool as a cucumber
(280 days ago)
Emu we can check back tomato
(280 days ago)
I hope it doesn't give you a radish
(280 days ago)
Cute joke SEB :smile
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I prefer my salad to be naked..smile
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I wanna see you undressing
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Raven2005 like this
pro tip: go to her profile
(280 days ago)
Oldie but a goodie
(279 days ago)
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Posh or casual?
(279 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Your lucky Seb lol it could be a tossed salad mmmmm that might raise your dressing 😉
(279 days ago)
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