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Fri, 25-Aug-23 1:48 PM (257 days ago)
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Happy After Mugshot Day, enjoy the schadenfreude! I sure am smile sooooo angwyyyy
The ‘sucking a lemon’ shot cheered up a miserable day grin
(257 days ago)
He looks like a sulky little boy...oh....wait...: D
(257 days ago)
Some of the fakes are rather funny!
(257 days ago)
some great memes going around: D
(257 days ago)
I haven't been on any social media since last night, need to go check some memes out!
(257 days ago)
TopCat57 and MissAshlee like this
“That face you make when the entire planet will be laughing at you when you lie AGAIN and say you weigh 215 pounds”
(257 days ago)
More like 315
(257 days ago)
20 Pounds of that is hair product: D
(257 days ago)
And the rest is repulsive human shit
(257 days ago)
But hey, he at last has some bragging rights that I doubt any other POTUS will ever top! 😉
(256 days ago)
owbiglineman and MissAshlee like this
Its like Tyra always says “don’t lose your neck”
(256 days ago)
smitten4u, TopCat57 and MissAshlee like this
I don't think I have ever witnessed any one with a bigger ego, it's incredible!
(256 days ago)
I think he genuinely believes his own BS and downright lies!
(256 days ago)
Unfortunately, many others believe his BS too.
(256 days ago)
I weigh 205 lbs that guy has at least 80 lbs on me.
(256 days ago)
“The barista watching me put no tip in the jar”
(256 days ago)
smitten4u and MissAshlee like this
More like 215 kilos
(256 days ago)
honestly, what emu said. i don't give two fucks about the pumpkin head, but its seeing your friends and family join a cult right in front of you that really hurts
(256 days ago)
The biggest semi-organized cult ever
(256 days ago)
I'm just watching the news. They are selling merchandise with his mugshot on.
(256 days ago)
MissAshlee, Gator069 and Mr_Vein like this
When he bends down in prison to pick up his first bar of crap soap many in the world will clap...very loudly...
(256 days ago)
MissAshlee and Ohioman_1979 like this
He'll never experience prison life that all us peasants are subjected to.
(256 days ago)
he's monetizing his own mugshot and couldn
(256 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
lord... couldnt afford his own bail. now thats just sad.
(256 days ago)
smitten4u and Ohioman_1979 like this
Right? He paid 10%, fucking unreal
(256 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
He will at worst be confined to his tacky Mar e Largo estate with a leg tag...
(256 days ago)
smitten4u and clittylicker like this
Imagine ever seeing daylight if you or I committed the crimes he has.
(256 days ago)
MissAshlee and owbiglineman like this
Or even ONE of the crimes he's committed
(256 days ago)
MissAshlee and owbiglineman like this
idk man if he keeps making threats on his lil fakenews app the judge may be pushed into jailing him... i honestly feel like thats exactly what he wants to fuel his brainwashed followers
(256 days ago)
that is also the last thing anyone wants to do. they know what it means if he actually gets locked up. but releasing that mugshot was huge.
(256 days ago)
Being the victim is his speciality!
(256 days ago)
lol @ people pretending hes some kind of gangster for posting his own mugshot with a donation link.
(256 days ago)
gotta run but lots of kisses and hugs heart i may even have a drink to celebrate!
(256 days ago)
smitten4u, ksaint and Raven2005 like this
That's how fucked up the conciseness of this country is, still donating money to someone that could give a fuck about you until he needs your vote or support.
(256 days ago)
ksaint and Mr_Vein like this
Dip in the pool for me, ✌🏼!
(256 days ago)
I'd be enjoying the schadenfreude more if he weren't happy to be able to use that shot to raise money.
(256 days ago)
Love it! And I love how constipated he is in that pic.
(254 days ago)
I'm so sorry.. I think I know which model this was inspired by -.-
(254 days ago)