)durtybit72's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 21-Jun-20 11:25 AM (3 years ago)
Hello Strangers! Was gonna update status but it's the same as always...RIDICULOUSLY HORNY! 
funmeats likes this
I'd happily bang him like a revival meeting tambourine but he's in a near coma with a 12hr shift ahead so selfish as i can be,,,better not wake him
(7 years ago)
Sadly all my best masturbationary accoutrement is in the bedside cabinet beside him too....curses
(7 years ago)
catspanker likes this
Fuck it - guess who's gettin a breakfast surprise.. bye all!! xxx
(7 years ago)
Tue, 31-May-16 2:19 AM (7 years ago)
I'm away to watch Mistresses as the elusive bitch known as sleep seems determined not to climb atop me...cheers for the giggles you horndawgs xx
DriftyTurnip likes this
I prefer to be called master but it's ur first time watching me degrade a man so I'll let it slide 
(7 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jul-15 8:28 PM (8 years ago)
WTF? I posted a new pic about 20mins ago and it has disappeared??
Sat, 9-Mar-13 4:21 AM (11 years ago)
so horny I could explode, be cruel to wake a drunken hubby who has work in 3hrs eh? Better have a gwank.. :/
FIINBARUK likes this
Wed, 11-Jul-12 4:00 AM (11 years ago)
5am and I don't wanna go to bed - feel like running down a beach naked and gettin crazy in the surf...two chances - fat and slim 
Tue, 12-Jun-12 1:04 AM (11 years ago)
Have a wee play with myself or go to sleep...just can't decide..
Fri, 8-Jun-12 3:47 AM (11 years ago)
4,45am and finally ready to go to sleep - bahave in a shocking manner til I return please (somebody send me full details! ) Nite all xxx
) Nite all xxx
Fri, 8-Jun-12 2:42 AM (11 years ago)
Evening all - can't sleep - what you all up to, dare I ask...
Fri, 4-May-12 2:41 PM (12 years ago)
sitting in THE most boring meeting ever! Know what I'd rather be doing...
Thu, 3-May-12 7:28 AM (12 years ago)
well been a long insomniac horny but unsatisfied night! Have a good day one & all, I'm off to sleep xx
Have a good day one & all, I'm off to sleep xx
Thu, 3-May-12 5:45 AM (12 years ago)
Trying to decide if I should change my profile pic - pussy or tits??
Wed, 2-May-12 6:00 AM (12 years ago)
What's a tribute? Someone asked if I want one, does it involve a boring speech...