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oscrtg's Recent Statuses
Sun, 5-Apr-20 10:04 PM (4 years ago)
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My overall horniness level is through the roof with this shelter in place.
I read that as homelessness *should have gone to specsavers,methinks*
(4 years ago)
Methinks you should get a higher roof....
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 13-Sep-19 7:50 PM (4 years ago)
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Oh what to do with this lovely weekend ahead!
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Thu, 12-Sep-19 1:49 AM (4 years ago)
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Wishing this cough would go away. Far away.
Fri, 30-Aug-19 9:14 PM (4 years ago)
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Hoping everyone has a great holiday weekend! Stay safe and stay sexy smile
not everyone has the long weekend but you enjoy yours smile
(4 years ago)
Sorry! My American was showing there for a sec lol
(4 years ago)
thats ok, mine are 7 days long atm anyway grin
(4 years ago)
Nice!
(4 years ago)
Wed, 28-Aug-19 12:05 AM (4 years ago)
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I’m thinking, “Maybe putting nude pictures of myself on the internet will encourage me to finally get back to the gym.” hahaha nnnnnnnope.
TexAngel and GottaBeMe like this
16 years and no gym for me. I rely on creative camera angles tongue
(4 years ago)
I have been going to the gym, but still rely on those 'creative camera angles' you speak of wink
(4 years ago)
Wed, 14-Aug-19 1:12 AM (4 years ago)
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Done being an adult for today. Completely overrated.
I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to dog. I'll be lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.
(4 years ago)
Just_Nick and oscrtg like this
I'd go full sloth right now but I'd wager the boss would object. Nudity isn't very oh&s anyway lol
(4 years ago)
MieleGattina and ms_tickle like this
*offers MG a full service groom and wash*
(4 years ago)
MieleGattina and ms_tickle like this
Ooooh, a spa day!
(4 years ago)
Agreed
(4 years ago)
Sun, 11-Aug-19 1:28 PM (4 years ago)
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House to myself and a nice cup of coffee and browsing NN. Not a bad start to Sunday
Sat, 27-Jul-19 12:31 AM (4 years ago)
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Vacaaaaaation!
Sat, 20-Jul-19 7:26 PM (4 years ago)
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How has it been 2 weeks since I’ve been on NN? Damn time flies
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 4-Jul-19 1:11 PM (4 years ago)
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Happy Independence Day Americans! Free yourself from your clothes! wink
TexAngel likes this
Happy will smith day beerdrink
(4 years ago)
TexAngel and oscrtg like this
Sat, 22-Jun-19 10:37 PM (4 years ago)
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About to go see Rocketman and prepping as many dick jokes in advance as I can. Haha
It’s sooooooo good! I saw it last Saturday and all I’ve listened to is Elton John since! smile
(4 years ago)
anon_a_moose69 and oscrtg like this
so goodbye yellow prick toad
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 21-Jun-19 12:55 AM (4 years ago)
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Friday is so close I can feel it! C’mon half day off!
Sat, 8-Jun-19 3:25 PM (4 years ago)
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I should be active and outdoors on this beautiful day...but I’m sooooo horny right now
Sun, 2-Jun-19 9:46 PM (4 years ago)
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I’ve been way too clothed this weekend. Need to put a stop to that soon!
Tue, 28-May-19 10:54 PM (4 years ago)
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Can I go back to memorialing please?
Never heard of the place.
(4 years ago)
oscrtg likes this
might be next to remembering drive
(4 years ago)
Artistic and oscrtg like this
Thu, 23-May-19 12:57 AM (4 years ago)
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That feeling when you’re exhausted and horny at the same time
Sun, 19-May-19 1:41 PM (4 years ago)
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Would love to get others’ thoughts on my new (only) blog post. Does anyone else feel this way?
"I appreciate that a site overhaul is a very large and expensive undertaking, but I think it’s something that needs to be done." Quote from your blog, how about going premium and helping to pay ??
(4 years ago)
Danthaman827 and clittylicker like this
I think NN himself said that they would need to start from scratch and it would be too expensive
(4 years ago)
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TopCat - I do pay for Premium
(4 years ago)
you had no green badge when I typed my comment, glad you do: )
(4 years ago)
Sat, 18-May-19 2:09 PM (4 years ago)
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Hmm...That moment when you start considering borrowing the kid’s selfie stick to make it easier to take a picture of your cock haha
Um, what’s wrong with that? I’ve used my kid’s selfie stick for pic. I mean not of my cock, but.... smile
(4 years ago)
now thats getting cockie lol
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 10:19 PM (4 years ago)
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It’s Friday , I ain’t got no plans.. I ain’t got shit to do! Woohoo!
Wed, 15-May-19 9:43 PM (4 years ago)
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Ready for summer!
MissAshlee and TexAngel like this
wait a min... did you do something with your hair? you look different today, i like it wink
(4 years ago)
I did! Wait...what?
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
16 days... I just need to get through the next 16 days...
(4 years ago)
Mon, 13-May-19 10:15 PM (4 years ago)
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Horny in traffic
Bored in a deserted road.
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
joining the mile high club...fly united
(4 years ago)
PApda likes this
Fly Etihad! sneaky
(4 years ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 8:43 PM (4 years ago)
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Without Mothers there wouldn’t be MILFs. Hope all of them have a great one today
MissAshlee likes this
When reaching maturity is an open ended event.
(4 years ago)
Oh Raven, mature people think that they know everything
(4 years ago)
crow know jacques shit
(4 years ago)
metalwork likes this
“You know nothing, Jon Snow?”
(4 years ago)
Oh no, that is Jacques Cousteau
(4 years ago)
Sat, 11-May-19 7:25 PM (4 years ago)
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Tired of allergies!
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I'm allergic to work but social security denied my disability claim
(4 years ago)
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Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:55 PM (5 years ago)
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Been awhile since I updated this. Hi!
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LOL UNDERSTATEMENT
(5 years ago)
Ops did caps for lol pardon
(5 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jan-14 6:19 AM (10 years ago)
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The hectic life! Oy vey!
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