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emojiman's Recent Statuses
Mon, 18-Nov-19 8:58 PM (4 years ago)
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Have you just come out of the oven because you are hot
I remember a member called MicroDick eek
(4 years ago)
Roasted Rooster...Well if that's yours....
(4 years ago)
Sat, 16-Nov-19 9:19 PM (4 years ago)
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Had to pull my cock up today into the waste of my trousers to hide my all day hard on :-0
So what experience did you have Mrs T to come to that conclusion? wink
(4 years ago)
damn and i got errans to run
(4 years ago)
Well Plum, I'm a woman. Surely that's enough tongue
(4 years ago)
For erections lasting more than 4 hours seek medical attention
(4 years ago)
metalwork likes this
No the erection wasn’t longer then 4 hours haha. Just on and off all day really. I put it down to this site. Some of the pics that are posted defo do the job
(4 years ago)
Fri, 15-Nov-19 4:24 PM (4 years ago)
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Ladies why do you have to pull the curtains to get changed. I mean. Did I say that out load
This status isn't a popular as that other one tongue
(4 years ago)
I know. Sucks when you do a shit one haha
(4 years ago)
Wed, 13-Nov-19 4:59 PM (4 years ago)
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Ladies would you still use this site if the men to women radio was the other way around ? You must all feel like celebrities
plumguy likes this
Well this has been an interesting read smile
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Did it hurt? grin
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Like a motherfucker
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
I need some codeine and paracetamol now
(4 years ago)
Take a look at the photo captions, any day, any time, and you'll see why fewer women are comfortable here these days. I swear it wasn't this bad in the early days.
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Tue, 12-Nov-19 8:41 PM (4 years ago)
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Can I borrow a huge set of boobs please
ops, worked
(4 years ago)
Afraid that went straight over my head. Good jokes are wasted on my sorry
(4 years ago)
Millennials, born offended and entitled....
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
it wasnt a joke, the guy said he wanted higher salary cos he had bigger muscles, but he couldnt make a pot of coffee
(4 years ago)
mine were a respectable a, but i been eating better and losing weight so i'm out sorry
(4 years ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-19 8:51 AM (4 years ago)
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All I want for Christmas is yooooooooooou
mojo75nz likes this
Noooo! It’s too early for crimbo toons
(4 years ago)
My Xmas pressie is coming early
(4 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sat, 9-Nov-19 3:49 PM (4 years ago)
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Sex in the bath anyone ? Come over
Fri, 8-Nov-19 11:58 PM (4 years ago)
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You turn my duvet into a tent
PApda likes this
jerk
(4 years ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-19 8:18 PM (4 years ago)
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I can’t send 1 pm every 24 hours what’s all that about there’s so many sexy women I need to contact
001Bella and kissing2018 like this
crying
(4 years ago)
Have you been stalking me English
(4 years ago)
Yeah but you've caught me
(4 years ago)
Ok you may continue
(4 years ago)
Thanks
(4 years ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-19 6:38 PM (4 years ago)
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Thanks to Lenny for sorting out my pictures. They are now up and ready to enjoy grin
lennynatural likes this
No lol I did. He just gave some good advice
(4 years ago)
Oh ok lol,they look good
(4 years ago)
Lens a good and helpful mod.
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thanks English
(4 years ago)
No problemo
(4 years ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-19 4:45 PM (4 years ago)
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Posted my first 2 pics up. 1 pic got a comment from a bloke. Other pic got a comment from a tranny. Come on ladies get purving
What Lincoln said thumbup1 and you can't force comments
(4 years ago)
people will comment if they so wish, not matter what one posts, it is up to the individual to comment or not.
(4 years ago)
On my way
(4 years ago)
You don't have any pics
(4 years ago)
Do now English
(4 years ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-19 3:28 PM (4 years ago)
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All you naughty ladies are making my trousers bulg. Think I’m going to finish work early today
lol i didn't say anything
(4 years ago)
grin
(4 years ago)
Your pics are naughty enough for me ??????
(4 years ago)
Plus naughty and nice go together pretty well. I can be naughty smile
(4 years ago)
smile
(4 years ago)
Thu, 7-Nov-19 11:04 PM (4 years ago)
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Hi nn. So what’s the crack
Nah snickers. It’s got NUTS
(4 years ago)
It’s a Marathon - young man.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Not a sprint
(4 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Oh wait...that's another saying
(4 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Always around till the end me grin
(4 years ago)