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in recorded human history there has been less than three hundred days peace. u got a better chance winning the loto whilst riding a shark and struck by lightning
(4 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
as a house warming a friend slipped me some sausage, not very long but wide and rock hard. so i put the bratwurst in my freezer
(4 years ago)
Wild donkey, little pony and pro wrestling - thats my report back from quick glance.
(7 years ago)
You might want to drink the bleach and pour the tequila in your eyes this time.
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion and EmuLater like this
Lmao! You're right - that might be more effective in this situation
(7 years ago)
Oooh look at you with the fancy phone thingy, you must be a really kool kid
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
For the record, Stretch belches on cam FOR FREE!
(7 years ago)
stretch likes this
I think we decided the only way of verifying a genuine camfart was by viewing the orifice during said expulsion.
(7 years ago)
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Kirk stretches a big...NO! NO! Nurse...the brain bleach please.
(7 years ago)
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Hello Toot xxoo............... ...........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
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Guess you thought about inviting me to join that cool kids place .....
(7 years ago)