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WendySilvia likes this
Chav-tastic and Chav-o-nomenal are another 2 personal favourites.
(2 days ago)
I just love dicks. If that's a crime, I plead guilty too.
(4 days ago)
Alan4uLadies and lennynatural like this
oh forgot the emoji [if it a cow, would it be a emooji? no?]
(4 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I just love making banana bread. If that's a crime,lock me up. 😆
(4 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I love women, and banana bread!
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and WendySilvia like this
Mentor___01 likes this
I was the only one NOT an altar boy in my class. No rings were kissed.
(7 days ago)
Fbvines, paul01224, lennynatural, WendySilvia, smitten4u and 3 others, tugking70, McPhallus and Jersey__Girl like this
Lorena Bobbitt still getting around then?
(10 days ago)
WendySilvia and Jersey__Girl like this
blast from the past name right there, Royal..
(10 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 and theroyalcouple like this
More and more hospitals are using glue or staples rather than stitches. It's a shame Gary didn't find one that did. *shrug
(10 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Rick12111 likes this
Yeah, they are way to quiet for my liking. I don't think I'll ever buy one! Lets not get into how un environmentally friendly they are when they are built! 🤔😡
(34 days ago)
happyhumper69 and Mr_Vein like this
I'm always looking when I'm out amongst cars, so I see them. I hear them as well. they just aren't as loud as a stock or 'hey everyone hear my loud exhaust ' trucks and cars.
(34 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
It's ok. You can easily see them when they catch fire
(34 days ago)
Artistic, Relaxer, Rick12111, smitten4u, LittleSarah and 3 others, Raven2005, AdeleGingerRaine and happyhumper69 like this
When stuck in a traffic jam, pay repects to the wisdom of The Cyclists that wizz past you
(49 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
How nice it is to hear that I'm a cunt. Especially when I exhibit none of these indiscretions. Still less than human.
(49 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Mirrors that didn’t show my reflection would be awesome! Got all ours covered up…ugh. 😂
(51 days ago)
I get it... sit on face so you can get tounge in a cheek... clever.
(54 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this