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Sun, 30-Nov-14 9:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Ordered a Feeldoe a few days ago, got a package this morning, wife and I were excited, turned out to be a mundane surprise gift from a friend. My ass is hungry and waiting ...
should have put that on a registry and had your friend send it to you
(9 years ago)
what the hack is that?
(9 years ago)
Turns out the friend who sent me the non-sexy gift is the same one who made up a song in grade school about anal self-pleasure. By middle school I tried what he sang about, I've been hooked ever since
(9 years ago)
dafuq?
(9 years ago)
Now I want to know the song!
(9 years ago)
get him to come run the feeldo on you grin
(9 years ago)
It was just a short song made up by a demented 7 year old kid. I'm sure he doesn't remember it ever happening, it was just random babbling to him at that age
(9 years ago)
The song was all of one line repeated over and over (hey, we were ADHD): "Stick your finger up your butt, just for fun!" It inspired me a few years later to discover the wonderful world of anal ...
(9 years ago)