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Sat, 7-Mar-15 1:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Bored and horny, thought this would be a good place to start lol
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I regret to inform you that part of you status is copyrighted. You owe HH exactly $99.99
(9 years ago)
* your
(9 years ago)
Lol, what's HH?
(9 years ago)
Ohhh, you'll know who HH is when you get served the lawsuit. ; )
(9 years ago)
HH is HappyHumper. He's a member here. Take a peek at some of the 12 million pics, that should cure your boredom. smile
(9 years ago)
Looking forward to meeting her! wink
(9 years ago)
yeah check out the 11million close up cock shots *Lix*
(9 years ago)
HappyHumper's penis prohibits him from being called a her.
(9 years ago)
Ha! I get that, any advice on how to take a better pic that women want to see? I have no idea what to take wink
(9 years ago)
Sure, I've heard lots of ladies here say they like topless jeans shots, or teasing shots.
(9 years ago)
Now I have no clue if you are being serious or not lol
(9 years ago)
Try to be artistic and creative. Oh, and above all, get to know some of the ladies here in status. They tend to comment more if they know you.
(9 years ago)
get your tool belt and personality out, show your nudist side, move away from the camera *lix*
(9 years ago)
mark is the most serious man on NN....he has no sense of humor
(9 years ago)
Interesting lighting helps, too. Lamplight or with the blinds partially drawn in the window...
(9 years ago)
I gathered that from the seriousness of the lawsuit I am brining upon myself
(9 years ago)
You just gave me an idea..I am going to go put it in the wish list for new features NN was asking for
(9 years ago)
He is being serious. Cocks are a dime a 1,000. Be original, be seductive, throw a little humor in. Seen one you've pretty much seen them all.
(9 years ago)
I could do a tool belt shot.... with or without clothes on under the tool belt?
(9 years ago)
True fact, I haven't has a sense of humor since that clown punched me in 1976. sad
(9 years ago)
without under the tool belt
(9 years ago)
thats what you get for telling ronald macdonald his special sauce wasnt so special
(9 years ago)
He tricked me Bul, I thought since he had big feet that he would have a big ...... it wasn't a very Happy Meal. sad
(9 years ago)
At least it wasn't the hamburgler, he would have robbed you blind after he punched you
(9 years ago)
I heard Grimmace and Barney were lovers.
(9 years ago)
did he try and dunk your mccnuggets?
(9 years ago)
Football, Bul and I are just clowning around. The pic advice was serious though.
(9 years ago)
well crap I thought I had commented here. Anyway thanks for the idea. I have put it in NNs suggestion box smile
(9 years ago)
tru dat be original...
(9 years ago)
Yea, I'm from the states so it is the easy kind of football... I wish Futbol was more popular here
(9 years ago)
juicy, what idea would that be?
(9 years ago)
I put it in the forum general discussion NNs thread asking for new feature ideas
(9 years ago)
Great post, I'm glad I inspired it X) Add me or PM me, I want to hear your thoughts on what you would like to see
(9 years ago)
tease me!
(9 years ago)
Still not sure how to, any advice or direction?
(9 years ago)