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Sat, 6-Feb-16 5:22 AM (8 years ago)
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To celebrate the Chinese New Year on Monday, I think it's tradition to spank the monkey
steelrat60 likes this
jerk
(8 years ago)
strretch and chewzit6969 like this
on your mark , get set ,go!
(8 years ago)
DONE I win
(8 years ago)
have to abstain for a few days.. fireworks supposed to be explosive, not fizzle out prematurely
(8 years ago)
no fair.. women are able to have multiple fireworks all night long
(8 years ago)
kung hey fat choy! Or i think that is how it is spelled unsure
(8 years ago)
strretch likes this
This is true and why we are superior creatures: D
(8 years ago)
Ohioman_1979 and strretch like this
KB....you jacked off that fast? hmmm premie chic...who knew! lol
(8 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
I never argue with a woman when she insists she be on top of me
(8 years ago)
chewzit6969 likes this
not to be confused with way hung bat boy.. stay clear of him
(8 years ago)
Oh yeah I only need 30 seconds and I follow the code I'm going to get mine I hope you get yours
(8 years ago)
what year is it now?
(8 years ago)
ending year of goat; monkey starts Monday
(8 years ago)
oddly enough I am a rabbit tongue
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 and clittylicker like this
not my year then... when is is the next rat?
(8 years ago)
Old goat here wink
(8 years ago)
Diluscious likes this
Kung Hei Fat Choi Strretch!
(8 years ago)
strretch likes this
I'm a Dragon!! But then, you already knew that. wink
(8 years ago)
before you celebrate Chinese New Year ... You have to know your home must be spotless or it is bad luck
(8 years ago)
The next Year or the Rat is 2020 Ratty.
(8 years ago)
Good thing I don't celebrate it, juicy LOL
(8 years ago)
juicy likes this
ah, the year I turn 60 grin
(8 years ago)
Yup, and the 60th birthday year is considered particularly auspicious
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Good, I could use some auspiciousness
(8 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Or chase the dragon...
(8 years ago)
Agent_K likes this