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Sun, 9-Apr-17 10:06 PM (7 years ago)
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I want to get fucked by hot lady with a strap on
What about a cold one with a strop on?
(7 years ago)
^^ I'll book two, please.
(7 years ago)
Maraff, are we talking "sat too close to the A/C vent" cold, "been outside in the snow" cold or "laid out on a table at the morgue" cold?
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd and DubbleStrubble like this
Cold stiff that last one would be huh, HH
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
It would be like trying to fuck an ice box I'd imagine.
(7 years ago)
Unless you live in the Ghobi Deseert, just 99% of women,HH, you ever met a woman who was ever warm enough?
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Just a bit LR. Probably make for a dead fuck...pun intended
(7 years ago)
Ha! That's true maraff- specially when trying to sleep.
(7 years ago)
maraff and happyhumper69 like this
Confucious he say "Never turn your back on a woman or you'll get two cold feet on it"
(7 years ago)
I mean honestly .. how does a living person get such cold hands and feet. confused
(7 years ago)
Now that you mention it....maybe they're all zombies scared
(7 years ago)
PApda likes this
you never know HH
(7 years ago)
*Discretely avoids the joke about maybe that's why they all like eating meat *
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd and happyhumper69 like this
Well, what else can bleed for four days in the bush every month without dying?
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this