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Tue, 22-May-18 6:46 PM (5 years ago)
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<<<<<< eatin bacon
<<<< Goin tha pub fo lunch
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
wivout me?
(5 years ago)
Hmmmm crispy bacon! I've got southern fried chips smothered in pulled pork and cheese.
(5 years ago)
oooohh swapsies a bit? Crispy bacon in fresh baked bread....*wiggles eyebrows*
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
mmmm, bacon.... the duct tape of food
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Oh yes.
(5 years ago)
c'mere then smile
(5 years ago)
On my way, keep it hot for me!
(5 years ago)
oh I will
(5 years ago)
Bacon is the awesome choice. Never refuse bacon.
(5 years ago)
Dead flat pig
(5 years ago)
^ pigsarse, is no ded is Cured sneaky
(5 years ago)
You cant cure it if it's brown bread,matey
(5 years ago)
helf conshush pig, wot?
(5 years ago)
*Consults my dick shun wee*
(5 years ago)
had bacon for lunch
(5 years ago)
Probably the best thing to do with it LB. Unless you know something I don't? wink
(5 years ago)
she mightr be 'eatin it up, of course in the pan,still
(5 years ago)
Is this "eating bacon" an idiom meaning something sexual or it's literal? smile
(5 years ago)
yeah, it's a idiom
(5 years ago)
^Always with the negative waves,Moriarity.
(5 years ago)
well guvna, iffin i's waved inda posotives day miss take me fo da qween
(5 years ago)
No chance.I didn't see your mush on the pitchers at the royal wedding.
(5 years ago)
well coarse not, guvna, tha piccies clah wiv da footy pissup, duh
(5 years ago)
ah so you left early and went to the cup fine all
(5 years ago)
i twernt hangin roun fo no can apes ... fuk that
(5 years ago)
Pfffft, thought you was posh?
(5 years ago)
posh spice an dumb iz two diffrint finks guvna, an ya neva nose wot inna can apes
(5 years ago)
did you try the fing her roles
(5 years ago)
she bit desiccated fo that guvna
(5 years ago)
too much El Vino Collapso?
(5 years ago)
Just bacon? Ohh kevin bacon? grin
(5 years ago)
maraff and Ley-dd like this
Why is Bacon popular ?
(5 years ago)
because it tastes nice
(5 years ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Why is Artistic a Blob ? confusedconfused
(5 years ago)
She is not a blob, she’s incognito as s Bond girl, versatility that’s all it is smile
(5 years ago)
^ Understood..Better not tell anyone scared LOL
(5 years ago)
oh ye heathens repent i tell ye thou has partaken of the unclean meat yay verily i say unto you ... wash ya meat
(5 years ago)
How'd ya know my nickname was bacon???
(5 years ago)
smedium likes this