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Thu, 22-Aug-19 1:56 AM (4 years ago)
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Would you date an android? If he/she was indistinguishable from a human.
Hell no! I'm a hard core Apple guy
(4 years ago)
tugking70 and MrsTrellis like this
Never met one yet...I thinks...scared
(4 years ago)
Actually its always been my fantasy to have a woman with an OFF / MUTE button lol
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
Does she put out?
(4 years ago)
Yes she puts out ...... after you TURN HER ON hahahahaha
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
If she's indistinguishable how would you know whether you're dating an android or not?
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
Androids only drink WD-40
(4 years ago)
WD-40 breath, ewwwww!
(4 years ago)
JohnnyR308 and Raven2005 like this
WD-40, welp guess it comes pre-lubed.....
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sqerting WD-40 spray...eek
(4 years ago)
WD-40? Poor choice. It's a very poor lubricant, attracts particles... and worst of all actually attracts moisture, which promotes corrosion in all the wrong places damaging close tolernace surfaces.
(4 years ago)
So, Indi, what you're saying is that only slut Androids drink WD-40?
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
^ never knew that blink Androids might like Petroleam Jelly instead...ohmy
(4 years ago)
Lol enjoyed reading these responses, and good point thyknlong! Let’s say you know she’s an android though, maybe you have the receipt that proves it grin
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
^^^^^ only on toast and crumpets
(4 years ago)
Perhaps some to un-jam a jammed up Android if not under garantee..?
(4 years ago)
or she may be a regular prostitute that takes credit cards and prints receipts
(4 years ago)
I wonder if she's wireless...
(4 years ago)
Not slut andriods lenny. Only stupid andriods use WD-40.
(4 years ago)
Ummmm... Self-Lubricateing Androids...
(4 years ago)
I want a slutty Android.
(4 years ago)
I'm sure you'll be able to get sexbot lube refills on autoship from amazon.
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
RealDolls are only 4 grand
(4 years ago)
$5 grand... hit the wrong number
(4 years ago)
Can they cook though???
(4 years ago)
No, but they neer talk or comp[lain or ask you to take em out
(4 years ago)
JohnnyR308 likes this
NICE! I'd probably need to buy 2 though ... Just because i'm a horrible person and would get sick of one eventually LOL
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Yea well steel, I betthey don't have bounce and :food i
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Ffs! dildo
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Lots of people I know are dating Androids but I still prefer iOS wink
(4 years ago)