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Sun, 20-Oct-19 6:52 PM (4 years ago)
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NN bar is open! Free drinks for everyone!
Make mine a double
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
hopefully not alcohol free drinks...lol
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Pfffft what's a drink without alcohol anon? tongue
(4 years ago)
you know what w.c. fields once said...water? never drink it fish f*@k in it
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
And poop in it too! ohmy
(4 years ago)
which is why I use my AQUARIUM water to water the house plants
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Beer plz id available
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Beer is always available here lippy smile xox
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Oh your too kind xx
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Comes with free hugs too raspberry
(4 years ago)
Hahahaha ya tease xoxox
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Maybe even naked hugs LOL xoxox
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
*puts a couple of bottles of Tanqueray Seville orange gin behind the bar* man...that's good shit!
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Sounds good TC!
(4 years ago)
Shaq, your killing me again here
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Big glass, slice of dried orange, lots of ice and plenty of Fever Tree aromatic tonic...delish: )
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
I've never had a gin tonic.. lol
(4 years ago)
* faints*
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
lol honestly.. I never have.. God knows why
(4 years ago)
Me niether shaq,
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
^ Pffffffffffffffffffffffft
(4 years ago)
Thank god I'm not alone in this lol
(4 years ago)
Me neither.
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Lips, lips lie....
(4 years ago)
Im just a mere bloke after all tongue
(4 years ago)
Honest tc its never really appealed to me. Vodka man here
(4 years ago)
I'm a beer & wine girl. I occasionally enjoy a martini too
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
My double IPA is almost gone, Shaq, can you recommend something?
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Chesp date^^^^
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Sure love, how about one of your beloved Laphroaig? Did I spell that right? lol
(4 years ago)
Very cheap lip, gimme 2 beers and I'll be dancing naked on the pooltable and singing dirty songs!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
You did smile
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
How about one of your self-invented Whisky Latte?
(4 years ago)
I'll drink to that wink
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Nice, but I'm just gonna go for my Scotch without the coffee.
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Ok smile Feed the cats while you're in the kitchen please wink
(4 years ago)
And don't have a shower, it leaks...: P
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
It doesn't anymore! Well if we don't get the bathroom floor too wet it isn't lol
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
@Shaq you know whisky isn't kept refrigerated, right? wink
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Love when a married coupole have to communicate via NN when in the same house...: D
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
lol I do, but you're headed there anyways so might as well feed the babies while you're up wink
(4 years ago)
Same room TC, about 30 CM apart LOL
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and lip2lip like this
Heard of.......speech...? you know when one verbalises a sentence to the other, not via a keyboard?
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Ohh I've heard of it! That's when you open your mouth and speak actual words, right?
(4 years ago)
Uh huh....: P
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Hmm I need to try that!
(4 years ago)
TC!!! It worked!! ohmy
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Can I be your 2nd best man at your second wedding , when you actually speak to each other? : D
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
LOL sure
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I doubt I'd ever get married again lol as fun as it was, it's so much stress having a wedding
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I did it once...never again..: )
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
ditto!
(4 years ago)
Its fab in my book
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
hey! If it works, it's great, I have no regrets I have two amazing Children, adults and a grandchild, soon to be another, it just wasn't for me.
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Another grandbaby on the way? Yay congrats!
(4 years ago)
A grand d aughter due in December...: D
(4 years ago)
shaqila and maraff like this
Ooooh a girl! She's gonna wrap everyone around her little finger
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
<< Already wrapped...
(4 years ago)
shaqila and maraff like this
Sure you are.. you were before she was even on the way! tongue Grandpa syndrome!
(4 years ago)
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Funnily enough i'm known as grumpa...: D
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Ohh TC you SO need a copy of the very famous books Wonky Donkey and I need a new bum!
(4 years ago)
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I'm called grumps by the grandsons
(4 years ago)
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^5 Moose
(4 years ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
<<<<<<Far too young
(4 years ago)
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