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Sun, 10-Nov-19 11:10 PM (4 years ago)
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So apparently I'm the only verified younger dude on here, so I must be extra special now, right? grin
That was sarcasm btw
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hey young un smile
(4 years ago)
HornyDoge likes this
Younger than me?
(4 years ago)
Nobody is younger than you Lenny,you're ageless
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and flitterbee like this
I’m only 23 - just had a very very tough paper round
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Aww shucks, SEB! You are too kind smile
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I’m a young horny guy trapped in the body of an old horny guy. Does that count for anything?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Were you hit with every paper and garden gate,damian?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and Justmedamian like this
I'm actually surprised nobody came after me with pitchforks and torches, heard this status section was harsh
(4 years ago)
Less creeps than in chat tho, got to say
(4 years ago)
Daily Seb xx
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Only Lenny has the pitchfork,he won't let anyone touch it
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Lol Damian
(4 years ago)
Huh, that's weird, would let some people touch mine...
(4 years ago)
SEB, I could be persuaded to let you touch my pitchfork.
(4 years ago)
HornyDoge likes this
I'm as young as I ever was.. lol x]
(4 years ago)
Oohhh how do i persuade you?
(4 years ago)
BluLeo501 and lennynatural like this
If you tickle me, I'd have to let it go. And I'm ticklish just about everywhere.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Even your pitchfork? That's weird
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
What about in Scotland,are you ticklish there too?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and HornyDoge like this
Those dad jokes though
(4 years ago)
How rude...that was my best joke
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and HornyDoge like this
Never been there but I'm pretty sure I would be. Might have to give it a try. Plus they have haggis and whisky smile
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I did laugh tho
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Never tried haggis
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Neither have I but if I drink enough whisky I might try it.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I swear I have to google every 3rd word, and they said British English was easier...
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You don't understand me,or Lenny?
(4 years ago)
Haggis is yummy!
(4 years ago)
I do, but some words sound like they're not even from the same language, lol
(4 years ago)
Lend me your pitchfork please Lenny
(4 years ago)
I could lend you mine instead, the handle feels nicer
(4 years ago)
It's made of an exotic tree....believe it's called morning wood?
(4 years ago)
You want hitting with your own pitchfork?
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
pleased with one's self hummmmm
(4 years ago)
Ummm are you over 18 ?
(4 years ago)
Didn't I say this was supposed to be a sarcastic status.....
(4 years ago)
Well you have have a dick. A yellow badge and Ash likes you, so beer LOL
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
wow... talking about me when I'm not here? smdh tongue
(4 years ago)
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