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Fri, 18-Feb-22 11:02 PM (2 years ago)
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Having sex in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels. Happy Friday, everyone!
grin
(2 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Especially if you press the wrong button
(2 years ago)
Wodja and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Not if it's stuck.
(2 years ago)
It can also be uplifting, but could also get you down
(2 years ago)
Nice long shaft for the ladies
(2 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I do draw the line at really crowded ones where you’re packed in like sardines… just can’t get a rhythm going aye
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
then ya drop ya guts love
(2 years ago)
Wodja likes this
After sex?….ya old charmer
(2 years ago)
Wodja likes this
Having sex in a canoe is a bit like American beer - it's fucking close to water! 😂
(2 years ago)
paulmate1984 and MissAshlee like this
Bit like that XXXX Aussie beer
(2 years ago)
Relaxer and Mr_Vein like this
Funny thing is I first heard that joke during the Australian philosophy sketch in Month Python live at the Hollywood Bowl! 😂
(2 years ago)
xxxx is the beer MEN drink, it is shit though, plenty better than it now, fosters xxxx n powers were the only 3 for a long long time, all were shit but iffin ya drinks beer ya had a choice of bad to
(2 years ago)
worse vomit
(2 years ago)
Called XXXX because it was thought Aussies couldn’t spell beer smile
(2 years ago)
xxxx is a bit bland actually. Foster's too. Never tried VB
(2 years ago)
drink VB no cunt will ask you to loan them one thumbup
(2 years ago)
Camel snot
(2 years ago)
criketers arms is a nice drop, bloody expensive but ... real nice and hoppy
(2 years ago)
Will try
(2 years ago)
i dont mind stella artoise [tortoise] when it on special
(2 years ago)
crickerts comes in 3 strengths and the flavor varies with each
(2 years ago)