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Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (221 days ago)
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I said fuck it and wore it on the beach. Looking good? 😛 or 😱No one screamed!
Hell yes! Where did you guys go?
(221 days ago)
Good for you! People should wear what they’re comfortable in.
(221 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Near Sarasota, Florida, west coast of Florida on the Gulf side. Beautiful white sand, had a good time.
(221 days ago)
smitten4u and Nerdy_Stan like this
The beaches are beautiful up that way!
(221 days ago)
Maybe you’ll start a new trend
(221 days ago)
I won’t lie, there was NO ONE on the beach, any age, any shape wearing a speedo. Overhanging guts don’t look any better in board shorts! 😂😂 So I didn’t think I looked that bad. 😁
(221 days ago)
Nerdy_Stan likes this
You rocked that speedo, man. Show 'em how it's done! like
(221 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
nothing wrong with speedos, i dont get the bad rep
(221 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Nice! I am so sick of looking at board shorts unsure
(221 days ago)
cmp304 and MrsTrellis like this
^ We call them budgie smugglers 🤣
(221 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
Nice! You could have, should have gone smaller. Men should be allowed to wear as little as women without being scorned, shamed, judged or lampooned. I shall step down from my soapbox now.
(220 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
A guy at the beach once told me ''if you want more attention from the ladies , put a potato in your speedo''. I did, but folks were making weird faces.
(220 days ago)
Later on that day I saw him again and he shouted '' the potato goes in the front, not the back!! ''
(220 days ago)
Does anyone remember "The Gong Show"?
(220 days ago)
Yep, I'll admit to being old enough to have watched it. But it might be a different production.
(220 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I'm just thinking that if my dear friend continue to post jokes we might need to get a gong . . .
(220 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
cmp, I'm old enough to remember just about anything and everything except music lyrics.
(220 days ago)
cmp304 and thyknlong like this
Remember "The Gong Show Movie" from 1980? Basically all the stuff that was to dirty or discusting for the TV show.
(220 days ago)
^^ Or a shepherd's crook to haul him off stage.
(220 days ago)
Should be ^^^
(220 days ago)