)vamp666's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 3-Oct-23 8:43 AM (209 days ago)
Too xxxxxxxxxx to beat off and too horny to sleep. What a preDICKament.
Tue, 3-Oct-23 12:10 AM (209 days ago)
17:00 hours finally came! Now do I go for a bike ride or just binge watch something.
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Mon, 2-Oct-23 8:38 PM (209 days ago)
Apparently, my self control today isn't that great. Just finished cleaning a huge load off my hand, chest, and stomach. At least I missed my goatee!
Mon, 2-Oct-23 4:41 PM (210 days ago)
Monday... Ew... At least I work from home and can stroke and edge between tasks, I guess.
Fri, 25-Nov-22 9:50 PM (1 year ago)
Hey there NN! Got distracted for a couple days. How y'all doing?
Sat, 19-Nov-22 8:31 AM (1 year ago)
It seems I failed the going to sleep thing. Hurray for insomnia. Time for a little 420.
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Sat, 19-Nov-22 6:23 AM (1 year ago)
Thinking I might actually go to bed soon. Weird that it isn't quite 22:30 yet and I'm basically ready to go to sleep.
Fri, 18-Nov-22 3:29 AM (1 year ago)
To edge for a couple hours or just stroke one out... Decisions, decisions. 🤔
Fri, 18-Nov-22 1:00 AM (1 year ago)
Just gotta make it through one more workday for the week. 😵💫
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Thu, 17-Nov-22 12:49 AM (1 year ago)
'...Life's killed me a hundred thousand times You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die...'
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Thu, 17-Nov-22 12:18 AM (1 year ago)
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" How about we keep the fowl away from the genitals? 🤣
Wed, 16-Nov-22 2:14 AM (1 year ago)
It is said that if you teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. I call bullshit. I've gone fishing SO many times and never caught a damned thing. 🤣
Fishing is really easy. You go to the seafood counter at Whole Foods and point at what you want. Works every time.
(1 year ago)
I prefer the saying, give a man a fire and he's warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 16-Nov-22 12:40 AM (1 year ago)
Chewsday innit? Friday needs to move its ass and get here faster. 🤣
Tue, 15-Nov-22 4:41 AM (1 year ago)
About 2 hours from now, I should be xxxxxxxxxx and finally eating dinner.
Sun, 24-Oct-21 7:21 AM (2 years ago)
When you're not allowed to sleep, what's your go-to beverage? Monster Energy Ultra Gold is mine.
Tue, 14-Sep-21 6:00 AM (2 years ago)
Well, I thought my 3rd shift coverage issues were over... I was wrong. HELLO AGAIN NN!
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Thu, 26-Aug-21 5:58 AM (2 years ago)
Why does it seem like I only remember to pop on here when I cover overnight shifts?
Mon, 9-Aug-21 9:37 AM (2 years ago)
Not a fan of starting my week covering an overnight shift, but I am a fan of spending the majority of a Monday home and naked. 06:00 is just a few hours away.😈
Thu, 29-Jul-21 8:45 AM (2 years ago)
just about half way through covering an overnight shift... Spent most of it with my cock out. 
Tue, 27-Jul-21 7:38 AM (2 years ago)
Was falling asleep at my computer 3 hours ago. Turned off the lights and got in bed and been wide awake since. Thanks Insomnia.
Tue, 27-Jul-21 1:25 AM (2 years ago)
Chilling with a beer after work. Great start to a Monday evening wind-down
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