)PantherCakes's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 29-Aug-18 9:44 PM (5 years ago)
Are people still wanking on photos? If you want to do a tribute pick up a guitar!
Mon, 6-Aug-18 4:29 PM (5 years ago)
Not to sound like Eddie Vedder or anything, but woah, I'm still alive!
The real question is are you going to see him this week?
(5 years ago)
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well, i don't work so technically the tickets were free to me 
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 10-May-18 3:04 PM (5 years ago)
When people say calm your tits, calm one but not the other. One must always have a dedicated party tit, otherwise you may as well call it done and over with as far as life goes.
Sat, 5-May-18 3:09 PM (5 years ago)
I can feel summer coming. Maybe I'll join it in that later today. 
Mon, 5-Feb-18 5:43 PM (6 years ago)
Theme song for my life "Something's gone wrong again" by The Buzzcocks
Sun, 7-Jan-18 4:02 PM (6 years ago)
Wanting to tribute some hot puss. Of course since I don't ejaculate you'll have to settle for me spitting a mouthful of yogurt on your picture.
Sun, 24-Dec-17 9:41 PM (6 years ago)
Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling0 dang dingslefjrkfjrf *shoots self to avoid xmas music*
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Sat, 23-Dec-17 5:23 PM (6 years ago)
There is such a thing as having your stocking stuffed too hard! Oooof I am sore today!
It wasn't Santa, and he came twice! WAIT! Was it Jesus? He's the reason for the season you know.
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 16-Dec-17 10:39 PM (6 years ago)
Hubs got some new cologne and he smells like a very fuckable pine tree, lol. Just in time for Xmas, too!
It's not like he put one of the smelly tree air fresheners around his neck. There's more to it than pine. But it's very foresty.
(6 years ago)
Oh, tree air freshener as a necklace, now that's a fashion statement!
(6 years ago)
Thu, 14-Dec-17 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
Now playing in Casa De Tigre- Me! With myself! Just kidding! It's Iggy & the Stooges!
Sat, 9-Dec-17 9:22 PM (6 years ago)
Time for the ritual sacrifice of a coniferous tree to ensure that the spring and all its attendant glory returns
Sat, 9-Dec-17 1:07 AM (6 years ago)
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Never thought I'd see the day when Tigersteaks went all PC on us. She'll no doubt retort that it's only an initial glitch. ;ie: 'full name only fuckwit' She's always charming like that 
(6 years ago)
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Thu, 7-Dec-17 7:23 PM (6 years ago)
I'm not saying that liking eggnog makes you gay, fellas, but if you ever wanted to know the texture of swallowing cum...
That's funny, because I just spit cum in your eggnog a minute ago
(6 years ago)
Wed, 6-Dec-17 6:05 PM (6 years ago)
Just popping in to say Happy Christmas to you pervs. I've graduated from Tigers and Steaks.