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Thu, 10-May-18 3:04 PM (5 years ago)
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When people say calm your tits, calm one but not the other. One must always have a dedicated party tit, otherwise you may as well call it done and over with as far as life goes.
what if one hangs to ya navel an one to ya knees?
(5 years ago)
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The one by the knees is the party tit. Use it as a flail to disarm your enemies or wave it around over your head in a festive manner
(5 years ago)
tie a string to it and tow it around like a balloon?
(5 years ago)
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Only if you're okay with putting helium in your butt first, otherwise the physics don't add up
(5 years ago)
everything adds up in string theory tongue
(5 years ago)
Yeah but we're talking about the party tit theory
(5 years ago)
well, if you're going to get technical
(5 years ago)
Tits, not just for dinner anymore. smile
(5 years ago)