)SexyAura's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 17-Apr-22 9:34 PM (2 years ago)
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
Fri, 1-Apr-22 11:10 AM (2 years ago)
Good morning NN so I was curious as to how April Fools Day became a thing. Searched found so many diff accounts I decided it's all BS and totally planned 🤣
Fri, 1-Apr-22 3:15 AM (2 years ago)
FINALLY got my car back, only a week later than planned. Today was a good day, wait I haven't cum yet today, dafuq is wrong with me? Today is Shit! 🤣
I would but I'd need somebody to help with that, solo missions are stale 😂
(2 years ago)
I just picked up a used van today also a week later than planned, I haven't had a chance to do much more, but you gave me an idea for some new pics.
(2 years ago)
Thu, 31-Mar-22 3:41 AM (2 years ago)
Supposed to snow tonight, at least 3-5"....Mother nature laughs at us with contempt 🤪
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Gimme 10 min with her ass and she'd be spittin rainbows and 85 😂
(2 years ago)
originally was like 16" forecast, I was suicidal for a split second lol
(2 years ago)
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Wed, 30-Mar-22 6:39 AM (2 years ago)
Fuck her like a slut treat her like a queen make sure she cums first and multiple times anything less is just a waste of time
Fri, 25-Mar-22 1:19 PM (2 years ago)
Goodmorning NN, praying I get my car back today it's been almost a month.
guy i work with hit two deer yeti two deer at the same time last week
No sadly I didn't get it back, pushed back till probably Tuesday now. Oh well she's worth the wait lol
(2 years ago)
Thu, 24-Mar-22 3:15 PM (2 years ago)
The best part about being told you're pussy eating skills are exceptional, was all the practice it took to get there! 😜😁
I should hope so, give me that much time with the same pussy and I turn into a maestro, ill make it sing
(2 years ago)
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Of course we wouldn't forget but bj's take a back seat in this status, this one just a shout out to eating fantastic pussy for the ladies
(2 years ago)
Sat, 19-Mar-22 10:18 AM (2 years ago)
The dark of the alley the breaking of day head while I’m driving I’m driving soft lips are open them knuckles are pale
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Sat, 19-Mar-22 12:59 AM (2 years ago)
When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning", I just sleep till noon cuz I'm a problem solver
Ah but Dana I need not drink to do something I might or might not regret 
(2 years ago)
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True enough but honestly I don't live life with any regrets, a regret means a bad decision, at the time all my decisions seemed completely right. No regrets, just man enough to admit when I'm wrong ;-
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 17-Mar-22 3:55 PM (2 years ago)
As a boy I couldn't wait to get my first pube, as a man I can't wait to get rid of them. Funny how life works out 
Thu, 10-Mar-22 7:55 AM (2 years ago)
Saw this smokin hot woman spank her kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground...so I threw mine on the ground too
Wed, 9-Mar-22 3:59 AM (2 years ago)
When a man says he'll do anything for a woman he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vaccum or wash dishes....
Tue, 8-Mar-22 10:59 PM (2 years ago)
In retrospect that was stupid. -the working title of my memoir
Fri, 4-Mar-22 2:58 AM (2 years ago)
I like to take long walks on the beach with my girl...until the acid wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin through a Wendy's parking lot
Dave would be proud of you
(2 years ago)
@Dana LOL touche! @Juicy maybe, or hire someone to keep me away from Wendy lol
(2 years ago)
Thu, 3-Mar-22 6:55 PM (2 years ago)
How could you not like Spring, always the start of something new
Tue, 1-Mar-22 3:41 AM (2 years ago)
Question:You're on the phone with your sig other, they are at work, a customer walks in and you hear "I miss you breakup with them" then a quiet whisper...what would you do or say?
sounds very shady - that the response was a whisper.
(2 years ago)
Fri, 25-Feb-22 4:38 AM (2 years ago)
That moment when you're lost in someone, intertwined body and mind become one....no other feeling like it
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Wed, 23-Feb-22 4:03 AM (2 years ago)
Did you know if you press your temple and your taint together at the same time you can screen shot your soul?
here i thought i was a devil child
That confirms it. I don’t have a soul. Does explain why the Devil hasn’t made me an offer on it…I’d certainly sell it in exchange for some NN angels.
(2 years ago)
Mon, 14-Feb-22 5:31 PM (2 years ago)
I'm thinking it really sucks finding out your gf spent the night with someone else on the eve of valentines day