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Tue, 26-Mar-24 12:03 AM (44 days ago)
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have now started asking humans to prove they are not a robot.
Deckard is going to figure that out for us
(44 days ago)
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DO NOT QUESTION OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS!
(44 days ago)
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Mon, 2-May-22 1:47 PM (2 years ago)
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, only if you want to do it twice.
Wed, 9-Mar-22 4:01 PM (2 years ago)
I can see that you have lonely lips, so I would like them to meet mine
Jersey__Girl and FriendlyFlamingo3 like this
Tue, 15-Feb-22 3:14 PM (2 years ago)
My therapist told me I need to take the time to find myself. Took me all of 5 minutes. There was a mirror in the bathroom. Who's the smart one now Doc?
Think of the student loan money you saved!!
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 14-Feb-22 2:36 PM (2 years ago)
Figured out why woman love serial killer documentaries so much. They’re about men who are dedicated, they have a plan, and are full of surprises.
AdeleGingerRaine and Laphroaigh like this
Thu, 6-Jan-22 2:24 PM (2 years ago)
Do you believe in the “here after?” Then you know what I’m here after.
shy28boy likes this
Wed, 29-Sep-21 1:21 PM (2 years ago)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I use my hand when I think about you
shy28boy likes this
Mon, 26-Jul-21 1:10 PM (2 years ago)
Well it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.
Fri, 22-Jan-21 9:03 PM (3 years ago)
Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs are in the best shape because I roll them like 300 times a day...
Tue, 10-Nov-20 6:46 PM (3 years ago)
My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
ronno1 likes this
Tue, 13-Oct-20 2:15 PM (3 years ago)
My gardening skills improved since the quarantine. I planted myself on the sofa in April and have grown bigger ever since...
EmuLater likes this
There's a gag in there about couch potatoes, but I can't get my teeth into it..
(3 years ago)
Tue, 6-Oct-20 2:28 PM (3 years ago)
Was at a pumpkin farm over the weekend that has 800 activities for kids & zero alcohol for parents. 2020 hell continues!?
bigbrenda and MrsTrellis like this
Yikes! Start carrying an emergency flask!
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 2-Oct-20 5:14 PM (3 years ago)
I just spilled my protein shake all over myself and all I’m saying is a donut would never do this to me.
ClearCat286, MrsTrellis, lennynatural, Artistic, meisterfinger76 and 3 others, happyhumper69, GottaBeMe and Sexybunz like this
Well, on this site I'm not exactly sure what is meant by "Protien shake...."
(3 years ago)
blue sometimes an apple is,,,, just an apple
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 and AdeleGingerRaine like this
we may need a category of Ladies posing with their female felines Arti
(3 years ago)
And that brings to mind....."If she has an apple......she probably has a banana (all in fun ya'll)
(3 years ago)
naa not into nudes+pets, ill keep dressed for those
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 1-Oct-20 11:44 AM (3 years ago)
Good morning. May your coffee kick in before reality does.
Wed, 30-Sep-20 2:44 PM (3 years ago)
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy?
No but that made me laugh really hard,thank you I needed that,hey nineincher
(3 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-20 3:11 PM (3 years ago)
I got carded at the liquor store last night. While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
Mon, 28-Sep-20 1:07 PM (3 years ago)
I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again!
Thu, 24-Sep-20 12:59 PM (3 years ago)
You can say "Have a nice day!" with no problem but you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours." without sounding mildly threatening.
AdeleGingerRaine, GeorgiaBoy1973, CurbishleyWho, Fencingbear, Artistic and 2 others, metalwork and MrsTrellis like this
Wed, 23-Sep-20 1:42 PM (3 years ago)
my son is staying home for his first semester of college so i’m gonna puke in his shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so he can get the true freshman year dorm experience
Fri, 18-Sep-20 3:55 PM (3 years ago)
My girlfriend wants to make a cauliflower pizza crust so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new girlfriend...
Justmedamian, TopCat57, Sexybunz, Mr_Vein, MrsTrellis and 3 others, steelrat60, lennynatural and GottaBeMe like this
Fri, 20-Jul-18 1:49 AM (5 years ago)
I just apologized to a chair for walking into it. Let's focus on my manners before you judge my sobriety
lennynatural, TexAngel, Fire_brand, DoWhatYouWish, steelrat60 and 4 others, owbiglineman, Newgirl16, quietwacpl and NaughtyKat like this
If you can spell sobriety then you’re fine. I’m sure the chair appreciates your apology.
(5 years ago)
lol TexAngel I must be doing alright then
(5 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Hi Juicy. I'm part french Canadian and am close to the border as well, that's where the apologies come from for sure.
(5 years ago)
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