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Sun, 17-Mar-24 2:52 AM (42 days ago)
Any status with any contact information will and has been deleted
I just deleted one and went off to do something. Did he recidivate lol?
(42 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Feb-24 5:51 AM (62 days ago)
I am now officially 63 years old and for my 63rd B-D I plan to keep my tradition of going to the nude beach. I hope my B-D suit isn't too wrinkled. LOL
Happy birthday. Enjoy your day out.
(62 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus and heydidyagrabmyass like this
If you give the old suit an iron before you go out, that should take care of the wrinkles 😂😂. Happy birthday 🎂
(62 days ago)
theroyalcouple and heydidyagrabmyass like this
Not too far behind you…I’d have to drop a few pounds, I know dad-bod is a thing but I’m still embarrassed.
(62 days ago)
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Sun, 25-Feb-24 11:29 PM (62 days ago)
My neighbor's Shih Tzu is pregnant by another neighbor's Bull Dog. Looks like there's gonna be a lot of "Bull Shit" on my block soon.
Are they going to be Bull Shitz or Shitz Dogs?
(62 days ago)
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What do you get when you cross breed a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?
(62 days ago)
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Thu, 25-Jan-24 7:39 AM (94 days ago)
If your uncle Jack helped you get off a horse would you help your uncle jack off a horse
Sun, 21-Jan-24 3:15 AM (98 days ago)
A friend asked me if I've ever had sex with a "10" I said no but I did do 2 "5's" one night
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Mon, 1-Jan-24 12:38 AM (118 days ago)
Happy New Year! Here's to making better bad decisions in 2024 — starting with what I am about to do
If you're not in jail, or in the emergency room, it couldn't have been that bad of an idea.
(118 days ago)
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May your bad decisions turn out to be good ones in this new year
(118 days ago)
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Happy new years heydidya 💋 😘
(118 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Oh, no, heydid. Remember what happened last year? No? That's what I'm talkin' about. LOL
(118 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Dec-23 12:48 AM (123 days ago)
I got smart about what to get my sister for christmas this year. She's never happy with anything so I decided to get her a sweater and a dildo, so if she don't like the sweater she can go fuck herself
Mon, 25-Dec-23 3:07 AM (125 days ago)
One Christmas eve a sexy lady decided she was going to give Santa a special present for Christmas. so she dressed in a sexy nighty and laid under the tree and waited for Santa to arrive. Santa comes d
Santa replies "ho ho ho got to go got to bring the toys to the children you know". Then the lady gets a up from under the tree and says, "Santa please stay and play" Santa replies again
(125 days ago)
"ho ho ho got to go got to bring the toys to the children you know" With that the woman opens her nighty to reveal her beautiful body and says, "oh Santa can't you stay and play"
(125 days ago)
"? To which Santa replies hey hey hey got to stay and play can't get up the Chimney this way!
(125 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Not really AGR my sweet and very sexy friend. It is a man copying and pasting thogh! LOL
(125 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Lovely story, heydid. Cheers! 🎄💌🥂
(125 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Dec-23 4:55 AM (135 days ago)
I missed my own 15th ANNiversary yesterday
smitten4u likes this
I could pee laughing at some of these! 🤣🤣
(296 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
One time at Band Camp....
(296 days ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
No! Don't! Stop! No don't! Stop! NO DON'T STOP!!!
(253 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Admits it didn’t go down very well when I asked to be given a minute so I could put the potato salad in the fridge.
(253 days ago)
Fri, 19-May-23 3:46 AM (345 days ago)
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I just need a lover, any old lover will do. lol
(345 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
(345 days ago)
2knude likes this
I'm perfectly fine if she sticks around to thrill me again and again.
(345 days ago)
Artistic and heydidyagrabmyass like this
Fri, 28-Apr-23 11:38 PM (1 year ago)
Those of you that think trivia isn't dead and is worth saving, raise your free hand
smitten4u likes this
I have to admit I tried it a few times thinking it was going to be a good laugh, but as ju says it was taken a bit serious by some and I didn't find it fun so gave up.
(1 year ago)
It was always at weird times for us, but that trivia we did for mega points was fun.
(1 year ago)
juicy and heydidyagrabmyass like this
I would be there if it was practical, but I'm not on dry land at the moment and my internet is too slow.
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 21-Apr-23 2:13 AM (1 year ago)
What's the difference between a Priest and a woman in a bathtub? A Priest has Hope In His Sole!
Mon, 17-Apr-23 3:40 AM (1 year ago)
There's a 3 strike rule here which means if you have 3 statuses removed you get to take a time out
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I remembered that as soon as I hit send. LOL Yup, can't take the New Yawkah out of the boy as hard as you try.
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Really? Never knew this thanks
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 14-Apr-23 10:57 PM (1 year ago)
Told my eye doctor I had trouble seeing in the distance. He wanted to know how far I could see. I said I'm not sure. He opened the window and told me to lok up and tell him what I saw. I said the sun.
He asked me how much further I wanted to see
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 31-Mar-23 11:04 PM (1 year ago)
Okay it's almost trivia time. Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
steelrat60 likes this
Taking dinner off the grill, better move forward without us for now. Enjoy, I'll check in after dinner ✌🏼
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 24-Mar-23 9:14 PM (1 year ago)
Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
That would be great if she's willing, smitten. I have a few questions prepared. Who else is here tonight, besides heydid?
(1 year ago)
Most Friday afternoons at 7pm eastern, 4 Pacific. Feel free to join.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 18-Mar-23 6:45 AM (1 year ago)
This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
Fri, 17-Mar-23 11:45 PM (1 year ago)
I guess there's not gonna be a Friday night Trivia tonight, so we're gonna go for a ride and see what kinda sexy trouble we can get into
We always have fun JG, just what kind of fun is the question
(1 year ago)
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I'm so glad, heydid. As long as it's fun, it doesn't really matter.
(1 year ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and smitten4u like this
dark choc is my kryptonite
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and lennynatural like this
not easy but I am getting there!
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 3-Mar-23 11:10 PM (1 year ago)
This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
Newbienudes! *runs away*
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 24-Feb-23 5:17 AM (1 year ago)
Sunday is my 62nd B-D and I just tried on my B-D suit it's a little wrinkled but believe it or not it still fits!
lennynatural, smitten4u, Justmedamian, k12agy1, Pete_from_Aus and 9 others, bugguy905, Raven2005, MissAshlee, Jersey__Girl, KiwiPic, happyhumper69, Mr_Vein, juicy and shy28boy like this
Thanks everyone for the B-D wishes I had a great weekend!!!
(1 year ago)
Sat, 4-Feb-23 12:05 AM (1 year ago)
We tried a new format for Friday night trivia last week in my absence, but I like the concept, With that being said who's up for a game?
Senior Trivialist, should be an NN badge for that 😎
(1 year ago)
Raven2005 and heydidyagrabmyass like this
I will try to play. My internet has been the shits all day. I think it is literally freezing
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sorry about that Juju, but you're welcome to come visit me and warm up
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
This will all be gone before I make it to the airport but thanks!
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 30-Jan-23 11:28 PM (1 year ago)
OH NO! In all my years as a moderator I have never done anything as careless as I just did. I need to apologize to my very sweet and sexy friend the very beautiful AdeleGingerRaine.
and of course there was a seed in one of the bags(remember seeds, lol) and some powdered sugar on the money from my donut
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and heydidyagrabmyass like this
She is the sweetest.....only lady to add a sweet comment to my pics....makes an old guy feel good....
(1 year ago)
ksaint and heydidyagrabmyass like this
Im so surprised by that LikesTwo,your pictures are great,gorgeous physique 💋 ps I just left you another comment and bookmark
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
adele,would you like me to 'accidentally' delete grabasses status to had to his suffering?
(1 year ago)