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Wed, 29-Aug-18 9:44 PM (5 years ago)
Are people still wanking on photos? If you want to do a tribute pick up a guitar!
- - pic up a guitar and play - we wont get fooled again - -
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
their penis might get caught in the strings
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Hell, that one dude cuts holes in the photos to get that 3-D effect
(5 years ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-18 4:29 PM (5 years ago)
Not to sound like Eddie Vedder or anything, but woah, I'm still alive!
The real question is are you going to see him this week?
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
I wouldn't see Eddie Vedder with a free ticket.
(5 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
well, i don't work so technically the tickets were free to me
(5 years ago)
PantherCakes likes this
Mon, 14-May-18 10:16 PM (5 years ago)
"I'm just a vampire for your love AND I'M GONNA SUCK YA!"
happyhumper69 and im_hard like this
Thu, 10-May-18 3:04 PM (5 years ago)
When people say calm your tits, calm one but not the other. One must always have a dedicated party tit, otherwise you may as well call it done and over with as far as life goes.
Only if you're okay with putting helium in your butt first, otherwise the physics don't add up
(5 years ago)
Sat, 5-May-18 3:09 PM (5 years ago)
I can feel summer coming. Maybe I'll join it in that later today.
Mon, 5-Feb-18 5:43 PM (6 years ago)
Theme song for my life "Something's gone wrong again" by The Buzzcocks
TheSpoutinHead and happyhumper69 like this
No, behind. I leave a trail of napalm and burnt matchsticks in my wake.
(6 years ago)
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Sun, 7-Jan-18 4:02 PM (6 years ago)
Wanting to tribute some hot puss. Of course since I don't ejaculate you'll have to settle for me spitting a mouthful of yogurt on your picture.
NaughtyKat, bman5946, justcuz, Artistic, Revord2 and 4 others, smedium, happyhumper69, softcell and MieleGattina like this
Sun, 24-Dec-17 9:41 PM (6 years ago)
Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling0 dang dingslefjrkfjrf *shoots self to avoid xmas music*
rhinostool likes this
"It's Dominic the donkey....la,la,laaaa...lalaa.la..la". There you go..some Christmas music I know you will love..lol.Hi there
(6 years ago)
Sat, 23-Dec-17 5:23 PM (6 years ago)
There is such a thing as having your stocking stuffed too hard! Oooof I am sore today!
Santa has to make up for lost time since he only comes once a year
(6 years ago)
It wasn't Santa, and he came twice! WAIT! Was it Jesus? He's the reason for the season you know.
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
hopefully the "stocking" didnt break..might be an unexpected present under next years tree
(6 years ago)
We don't have to worry about that thank GAWDs.
(6 years ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Sat, 16-Dec-17 10:39 PM (6 years ago)
Hubs got some new cologne and he smells like a very fuckable pine tree, lol. Just in time for Xmas, too!
Rollersquirrel, rhinostool, amancalledpony, MitchandDaisy, happyhumper69 and 3 others, Artistic, steelrat60 and kimberly_1229 like this
Pine tree doesn't do that for me.
(6 years ago)
PantherCakes and MitchandDaisy like this
It's not like he put one of the smelly tree air fresheners around his neck. There's more to it than pine. But it's very foresty.
(6 years ago)
lennynatural and MitchandDaisy like this
Oh, tree air freshener as a necklace, now that's a fashion statement!
(6 years ago)
Thu, 14-Dec-17 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
Now playing in Casa De Tigre- Me! With myself! Just kidding! It's Iggy & the Stooges!
Sat, 9-Dec-17 9:22 PM (6 years ago)
Time for the ritual sacrifice of a coniferous tree to ensure that the spring and all its attendant glory returns
Sat, 9-Dec-17 1:07 AM (6 years ago)
Tigersteaks is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep. (Insert beep here.)
Artistic and Rene_Pogel like this
beep beep roadrunner the coyotes after you
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
My goodness, you have certainly put on weight since you changed species. Hello again
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
Never thought I'd see the day when Tigersteaks went all PC on us. She'll no doubt retort that it's only an initial glitch. ;ie: 'full name only fuckwit' She's always charming like that
(6 years ago)
PantherCakes likes this
Thu, 7-Dec-17 7:23 PM (6 years ago)
I'm not saying that liking eggnog makes you gay, fellas, but if you ever wanted to know the texture of swallowing cum...
That's funny, because I just spit cum in your eggnog a minute ago
(6 years ago)
curiousAdam and bman5946 like this
Wed, 6-Dec-17 6:05 PM (6 years ago)
Just popping in to say Happy Christmas to you pervs. I've graduated from Tigers and Steaks.
steelrat60, Tattoodman, lennynatural, TopCat57, killa_nuts and 4 others, curiousAdam, im_hard, owbiglineman and PApda like this