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Im so horny right now i could fuck with 10 guys!!
It took me a few minutes to figure out all the holes, so let me check: mouth, pussy, ass, right ear, left ear, belly button, right nostril, left nostril, and both hands? Might be easier taking turns.
(6 years ago)
Adam, it's gonna get crowded doing it your way.
(6 years ago)
Lenny, not to mention potentially fatal from blocking all avenues of breathing 
(6 years ago)
Ear sex = total mind fuck
(6 years ago)
aural sex is ALMOST as good as nasal sex 
(6 years ago)
Plus with all those guys all pushing in at the face you're bound to touch someone else's deek.
(6 years ago)
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sheesh I am an innocent, only one nostril at a time so far 
(6 years ago)
If she had a tracheostomy happy, she'd still be able to breath lol
(6 years ago)
She'd have to have a big ass nose. I couldn't fit into a normal size one.
(6 years ago)
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That or she could take 11 at once, metal.
(6 years ago)
In that case Adam lets just add a colostomy and ileostomy
(6 years ago)
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It is good to see common sense is still a thing around here 
(6 years ago)
just one would do me, bugger the other 9
(6 years ago)
That's probably what they'd be doing flit lol
(6 years ago)
Want some mind fuck damian?? Try armpit fuck ????
(6 years ago)
Damn I wasn't even considering the armpits, that is 2 more for you.
(6 years ago)
well if ya wanna there is also titty fucks
(6 years ago)
Yup tried armpit. Don’t use a dry deodorant tho ..... chafes a wee bit
(6 years ago)