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Sat, 7-Sep-19 12:16 AM (4 years ago)
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I’ve decided. I’m going to write a book, and I’ll turn everyone that annoys me into a character, and I’ll kill them off in varying degrees of horror appropriate to my level of frustration.
oh, we must be on the same wavelength today!
(4 years ago)
We should co-author it!
(4 years ago)
Haha nice! Hope I'm not on the kill list lol
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
I agree! We could alternate chapters. His view/her view. Gore is going to happen
(4 years ago)
NBI, you are safe...for now tongue
(4 years ago)
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For now? ohmy
(4 years ago)
juicy, Whilestar and deepsea69 like this
I'll be right back............
(4 years ago)
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nobody is safe!! grin I’m already imagining all the gorey methods. I finally understand why people become horror writers.
(4 years ago)
juicy likes this
I am thinking of sucking one or two into a jet engine and having them come out the other side as mince meat . I do not even need a pilots lic for that grin
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
Ooo that’s a good one. One person I have in mind...I think he’s going to be slowly crushed by a faulty automatic door
(4 years ago)
juicy likes this
there are automatic doors at the hospital. kill him there, just within reach of help
(4 years ago)
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I am not usually this gruesome but some weeks!
(4 years ago)
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Cut in half by the elevator
(4 years ago)
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thank all of you for making me feel much less psychotic
(4 years ago)
dont be so cocky cmp. you might be next wink
(4 years ago)
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so am I the only person who has thought of using a bulldozer to shove the masses of stupidity into a commercial shredder?
(4 years ago)
Whilestar and GottaBeMe like this
hmm the shredder hadnt yet crossed my mind
(4 years ago)
cmp304 and Whilestar like this
That’s a good idea cmp. I did consider death by crop duster
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
I mean one of those big ones, like the one they showed shredding a school bus on that mega machines show.
(4 years ago)
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Wood chipper... legs first
(4 years ago)
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even is this discussion we've become so obsessed with technology we have forgotten the simple satisfation of a Louisville Slugger.
(4 years ago)
Whilestar and juicy like this
ahhh I have reverted to the beauty that is nightshade
(4 years ago)
cmp304, Whilestar and deepsea69 like this
your last name Borgia? tongue
(4 years ago)
Whilestar and juicy like this
much like other celebrities. I transcend a last name tongue
(4 years ago)
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Nice idea, ju. Poisons! You know what a good one would be. To infect them with one of those Amazon parasites that slowly takes control and makes fungi stems grow out your head
(4 years ago)
juicy likes this
that would make an awesome last social media post.#mushroomhead
(4 years ago)
deepsea69 and Whilestar like this
*reconsiders membership here* LOL
(4 years ago)
artlover4u, cmp304 and Whilestar like this
What an excellent reason to write a book!
(4 years ago)
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