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Sun, 18-Sep-22 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
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How many kiwis can you eat if your stomach is empty?
With the skin? 2. tongue
(1 year ago)
Are you talking about the Kiwi fruit... or citizens of New Zeland... Just want to make sure that you are not talking about cannbalism. confused
(1 year ago)
LOL ^^^^^
(1 year ago)
Probably should warn you that a kiwi is a protected bird species - and as well as being billed fully forany required medical attention - yuo will get a free holiday at his magisties leasure
(1 year ago)
This was a trick question. No kiwis were hurt in this instance. The answer is just one. After that it’s not empty anymore.
(1 year ago)
whip
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
Not tricky just frased wrong, i can never eat mot
(1 year ago)
More than 2, mild allergy
(1 year ago)
Zero, allergic to those things.
(1 year ago)
kiwi is an anaphalactic allergen in this house
(1 year ago)
Which isn't an issue cause they have no flavour and are the texture of snot.
(1 year ago)
lennynatural and smitten4u like this
I love kiwi,if ripe enough they are yummy
(1 year ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Fine, let's exchange kiwi for kumquat in the original question grin
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
How about hamburgers, can I have hamburgers?
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
Only if you add a condiment or topping that starts with the letter 'k'
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
Kmustard?
(1 year ago)