Babies begin.
Cadavers end.
Spirits endure.

For sale.
Baby shoes.
Never worn.

I like that one.

Peace entwines.
Love grows.
Memories cement.

l fuck naked people for pleasure *lix*

"Veni
vidi
vici"

that doesn't even translate into anything, *lix*

well that was orginal, wasn't it *lix*

a laughing reaper, what next? *lix*

"I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing."

saw it, hunted it, fucked it, (say that in latin) *lix*

Drumstick breaks.
Silence reigns.
Mother smiles

I was
Born in
A dump.

My momma
Died, my daddy
Got drunk.

And I
Never learned
To count good.

Billy, sometimes I just sit and laugh reading your stuff.

Thanks for the smile ... I just loved that one.

Out of blow
time to go

One more ...

Illegitimi non carborundum est.
or
Don't let bastards wear you down.

anything less than sucking's a bonus... *lix*

anything less than sucking's a bonus... *lix*

You’re welcome,
George. Smiles
Are cool.

Oklahoman Thelmalou
marries redneck,
decorates pickup.

Thelmalou:


The Wedding Reception:


This is a soap opera. Watch for new episodes!

And now, the continuing story of
"Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother"
(in episodic form):


Episode Two:

Husband Billy Bob
loved Honkey Tonk.


__________

Episode Three:

Thelmalou loved
riding Billy
every night.




__________

Episode Four:

They made a son,
Henry Merle.



__________

Episode Five:

Church on Sundays,
football Friday nights.





__________

Episode Six:

But Billy Bob checked out early.




__________

Episode Seven:

Mistook his gun for a lighter.



__________

Episode Eight:

Hank began listening to his namesakes.

Episode Nine:

He started developing a sadistic streak.


__________

Episode Ten:

He grew into a violent homophobe.


__________

Episode Eleven:

Killed a pretty boy one night.



__________

Episode Twelve:

Hank was guilty of Murder One.



__________

Episode Thirteen:

Judge asked Thelmalou, "Should he die?"


__________

Episode Fourteen:

She paused, said, "Let it be"


__________

Episode Fifteen:

She could go country or pop.

This series has been a long, hard lesson I'm sure. But it's crucial you learn the dangers of Bad Ass Country Music espoused by artists like Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Eric Church, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean. Allowing your children to listen to this kind of music will drive them crazy. Only death and damnation can follow in its path. Remember the Heavy Metal suicide cases of the 90s? Mark my words, it will happen again, this time with a drawl and a twang.

If your children simply MUST listen to Country, make sure it's the pablum offered by artists like Taylor Swift, Hunter Hayes, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban and Sugarland. Your children will be safe and you'll be able to sleep nights.

If you'd like to learn more about the dangers in Bad Ass Country Music, listen to the weekly broadcast of Rev. E.J. Corvette and the Corvette Christian Crusade on CMT radio. You'll find it at:

http://www.cmt.com/music/radio/

No need to say thanks, just doin my part.

1. Farts. You
Just can’t
Trust them.




2. Misspelling. It
Still matters.
A lot.




3. Ninjas. Sometimes
They breed
With retards.




4. Richard Petty
Took my
Lunch money.





Learn it,
Live it,
Love it.

Why granite kitchen counters?

Great sex.

I came back to finish this:

Why new granite countertops? Great sex.

Every guy has a secret fantasy.




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