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Tue, 5-Dec-23 5:43 PM (3 hours ago)
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Only time will tell
Only tell with time........
(2 hours ago)
But I'll never tell. I can keep secrets.......
(1 hour ago)
“…all the iron to rust, all the proud men turn to dust. All things time will mend…”. Pink Floyd.
(28 minutes ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 5:14 PM (3 hours ago)
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Morning wood needs some attention...
Morning Wood is the name of a trailer house park in the town north of me, and it really needs some attention..............
(2 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 4:35 PM (4 hours ago)
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It's a Cruel Summer
I heard a rumour that Robert DeNiro is waiting with Nathan Jones
(4 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
Banana Drama
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 4:23 PM (4 hours ago)
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Over an hour to post uploads sadsadsad
Depends on how many mods are on. Has to have three to approve them
(4 hours ago)
An hour is average. I once was at near 6hr waiting whilst many many other pix posted after me were coming online.
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 3:16 PM (5 hours ago)
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What impact will the 20mph speed limit in Wales have on the charts this year? Chris Rea will be driving home for Easter.
On the road to hell?
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 3:15 PM (5 hours ago)
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Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum? It was Stollen.
MellieK, Relaxer and Justmedamian like this
Exhibit A in the ancient jokes category 😁
(4 hours ago)
As with the other two, they've been voted as some of the most popular Christmas cracker jokes for 2023.
(4 hours ago)
Relaxer and Justmedamian like this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 3:13 PM (5 hours ago)
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What's the difference between The Polar Express and HS2? One's a fantasy about a train and the other's a film with Tom Hanks.
Tue, 5-Dec-23 2:33 PM (6 hours ago)
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Feelin strong today! 💪
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:57 PM (6 hours ago)
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I uses to get so many more views on my posts what happened NN 😩
Maybe not as many bi guys? 🤣🤣🤣
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:47 PM (7 hours ago)
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Now accepting applications via DM from suitably sexy men who would be interested in filling the role of "Boyfriend" for my naughty little pawg hotwife.
Biggdaddy96 and mistersfv818 like this
Her spread butt looks amazing!
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:21 PM (7 hours ago)
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I still live in the sticks where you wouldn't go.....In a town of twelve hundred off an old dirt road......And a country boy is all I'll ever be............................
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:12 PM (7 hours ago)
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I’m poorly sick and feel more sorry for myself than a really sorry thing.
It’s always a risk. Take care lovely
(5 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
Hope you’re feeling better soon Mellie xx
(4 hours ago)
I reckon it was that woman getting you to show more cleavage. Get well soon
(4 hours ago)
Aww, wraps you tightly in a blanket and steals your crips.
(4 hours ago)
Get well soon x
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 11:49 AM (9 hours ago)
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To make a long story short, I became an editor. blushing
is that like a ateitor?
(9 hours ago)
My first job was working for a newspaper. When I walked in some guy smacked me in the face. I said, who are you and why did you do that?
(8 hours ago)
He said "I'm Joe, the chief head-hitter" LOL LOL LOL
(8 hours ago)
After that job, did you join a chapter of the Hells Angels. ?😁
(4 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 11:15 AM (9 hours ago)
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Audible:- oooo i'm in a field ... oo look a goat grin
theroyalcouple likes this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 11:03 AM (9 hours ago)
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Please leave comments
Yep and we won't be accepting the usual "because I'm worth it" reason.
(9 hours ago)
Leave comments where? Here? Regarding what? So confused. 🤣
(9 hours ago)
This will be the sixth comment. Asking politely works.
(7 hours ago)
“Now is the winter of our discontent…..” how’s that?
(6 hours ago)
No comment. Such a paradox.
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 10:13 AM (10 hours ago)
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I have a driving test today. Wish me luck but don’t say ‘God speed’ grin
Knock ‘Em Dead K!
(8 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Nailed it! Fank you all.
(6 hours ago)
MellieK and Mr_Vein like this
oh so it was a 'nail driving test' no?
(6 hours ago)
Hurray! 🙌🏻
(5 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Well done!
(5 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 9:46 AM (11 hours ago)
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Ok the big fella in the red suit has once again stitched me up again ...so on his request to me to ask you peeps ...who's been naughty and who's been nice and what's your favorite toy you want to see
Under the tree on Christmas morning smile
(11 hours ago)
No ones been naughty or nice. We've all just been straight down the middle. Switzerland, if you like. We're all as boring as beige. Favourite toy would be a grass growing kit so we could just watch it
(9 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 7:14 AM (13 hours ago)
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I forgot Mrs Ch’s birthday today
mojo75nz likes this
well won't u be popular?
(13 hours ago)
no nookie nookie snoo snoo 4 u then w00t
(13 hours ago)
No one else did
(12 hours ago)
I didn't smile hope the lovely lady had an amazing day
(11 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 5:01 AM (15 hours ago)
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Join me in my adventures read my life
If it's not a picture book I probably won't understand it 😂
(10 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 4:11 AM (16 hours ago)
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So at this point NN is just a huge waste of time.
Please explain.
(16 hours ago)
It’s a waste of time telling us it’s a waste of time.
(13 hours ago)
Ten plus years and no pics humm wonder why you think it’s a waste of time
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 3:01 AM (17 hours ago)
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Wow, time is flying, Holidays are upon us soon. Time for food fun and play.
LOVEXXXPORN and joe_betty like this
Tue, 5-Dec-23 2:00 AM (18 hours ago)
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im tryin 2 upload a vid but it keeps giving me an error 😥 its 72mb is that 2 big?
Perhaps support could help you, takes a day or so, but they always answer on technical questions......
(18 hours ago)
myanny likes this
i found out my internet was screwin up. so i got the vid uploaded. thnx tugking
(12 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
Awesome, I'm gonna go view it.......
(7 hours ago)
Yeah, sometimes I can’t get videos to upload unless they’re under 13 seconds! Other times it’s uploads something several mins long. I think it’s a problem at NN’s end.
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:25 AM (19 hours ago)
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NN... one of the few places where if someone says "that sucks ass" it could be considered a good thing.
LOVEXXXPORN and tugking70 like this
I am questioning "that" as a pronoun
(18 hours ago)
You can’t question pronouns any longer lest rioting ensues. Ah, these times we live in.
(9 hours ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:01 AM (19 hours ago)
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I’m thinking of starting a career as a magician…
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:00 AM (19 hours ago)
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“Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.”
We have a little night light by the tree, it's a miniature leg lamp.... Wouldn't be Christmas without it.......
(18 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
wild horses?
(13 hours ago)
The train to schiphol airport?
(12 hours ago)
We have an ornament of it.
(9 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
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