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Wed, 29-May-24 3:47 PM (1 hour ago)
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I muss Fire_brand, she was a "tell it like it is" kind of gal , anyone not here you miss?
captain__82 likes this
*miss
(55 minutes ago)
I miss you when you pop off
(40 minutes ago)
Awwee thats sweet, I keep missing you too
(4 minutes ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 1:43 PM (3 hours ago)
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Lady, stop sucking my cock or I'll call the police.
Sting said to stop complaining and to enjoy it
(5 minutes ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 7:43 PM (21 hours ago)
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I really hate being complimentary to someone just to have it thrown back on my face,I'll stop now,thanks..but seriously I should know better
mrjimm, Alan4uLadies and McPhallus like this
Your wish is my command fetish got yawink
(13 hours ago)
fetish69 likes this
Hope I didn't insult you in some way Adele
(12 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Not falling deaf on my ears sexy AGR. 😜
(12 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I hate it when I say "wow, you're so attractive, you look great" only to get "pfft. I'm fat and ugly" ... Well, ok then
(10 hours ago)
Of course jot Spirit,you are always a gentleman 💋 thanks again Pete 💋 I know,it's a pain in the ass trc,a simple thank yiu will suffice.
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 5:03 AM (12 hours ago)
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Good Frisky Morning Lovelies 😈❤️
Imm glad you’re recuperating well, Shaq! 🙂🤗
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Haha Mc Owbi hun xxxx
(4 hours ago)
owbiglineman and McPhallus like this
Morning to your frisky shaqila ..
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Is a frisky afternoon permitted also? 😋
(1 hour ago)
shaqila likes this
I'll think about it..
(1 hour ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Wed, 29-May-24 1:58 PM (3 hours ago)
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16 days I'll be in Pittsburgh, Pa. .. any fun people there
Plenty. Whether any NNers beside me are here, I couldn’t tell you. Need any suggestions on stuff to do or see, let me know
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 3:18 PM (1 hour ago)
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Looking to catch someone in public and be teased.
Tue, 28-May-24 10:56 PM (18 hours ago)
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And then she said ''You can use my stinkstar..'' smile blink smile
Was she wearing a shirt that said "show me that stink star"...........
(16 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I’m obsessed with ass but 🤮 🤣🤣🤣
(6 hours ago)
Never heard that before, I like Sheriffs rusty badge myself 😂
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 2:53 PM (2 hours ago)
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I've been a mber for 6 years now
Member
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 10:33 PM (18 hours ago)
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Some of the smallest nutsacks produce the biggest loads. How does that happen? No complaints though.
SpiritWolf68 and Ohioman_1979 like this
*wonders if I have a large or a small nutsack........
(16 hours ago)
Your a size queen in many ways
(15 hours ago)
The "Nutsack" has nothing to do with storing a man's "load" although it's a common belief that it does. The Testicles are just cum warmers. LOL
(15 hours ago)
lennynatural and captain__82 like this
mmmm cum warmers.. ha
(13 hours ago)
captain__82 and McPhallus like this
I’ve shot MUCH HEAVIER loads since I had my orchiectomy for my cancer back in 2014! I can’t explain it.
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 2:50 PM (2 hours ago)
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Thank you for messaging me over the last few days while I was offline! Always so damn sexy to read your thoughts…!
Wed, 29-May-24 2:39 PM (2 hours ago)
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Am I the only guy who loves getting naked for anonymous reasons? I'm telling you, it's done wonders for my self confidence! Wish I could be naked all day! Challenging myself to be naked outside.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Wed, 29-May-24 2:09 PM (3 hours ago)
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Sydney
Wed, 29-May-24 1:29 AM (15 hours ago)
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It was so nice to hear her say "I'm not sure how I'm going to fit that in me."
Great to hear! Just relaxing here, two more work days to go before the weekend. How've you been?
(15 hours ago)
Had a rough going for a while, but getting things on track. Happy that it's Stanley Cup playoff time, but bummed my teams not in it. Who's your money on?
(15 hours ago)
Good that things are going better like . I'm hoping for the Oilers at this point but dang the final four are all great.
(15 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Pizza.
(10 hours ago)
Good for you Saturnfinger ... I get the "Where is it" where is it hiding
(3 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 8:29 AM (8 hours ago)
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waits for it .... evening pervy folks, hope your hump day was a good one grin
tugking70 and Raven2005 like this
hiya xoxox smile
(7 hours ago)
lunchtime here lol
(6 hours ago)
Next hump day I have, I'll like you know if it was good
(4 hours ago)
I still have about 10 hours of Humping Day Wednesday to go..smile
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
best go down bukin ham palise n hump camiler then w00t
(3 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 1:38 PM (3 hours ago)
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Happy Hump day I hope you all get lucky today 😉
Raven2005 likes this
Wed, 29-May-24 1:06 PM (4 hours ago)
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En espanol tbn
Wed, 29-May-24 11:37 AM (5 hours ago)
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Woke too early with dreams of things that'll never happen.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
You and me both, but I didn't wake early
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 29-May-24 1:03 PM (4 hours ago)
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Super horny now
Wed, 29-May-24 1:02 PM (4 hours ago)
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big bbw ass
Tue, 28-May-24 11:34 AM (1 day ago)
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Gotta love a titty Tuesday show em off lovely ladies 😍
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Tits Out Friday is the only day the women's are allowed to show us their boobs. Tight arse Tuesday is for butts and willy wank Wednesday is for Ravers. 🤪🤪
(10 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
I thought Wednesday was for HUMPING,,,ohmy...LOL
(10 hours ago)
wot u humped lately? sneaky
(10 hours ago)
Have Humped from first part of week to the last part. Roll on Humping Day Wednesday happydance
(4 hours ago)
jerk sneaky
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 3:45 PM (1 day ago)
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Day 5 of post op recovery after shoulder surgery... God I wish rehab would go quicker... I wanna be back in bed with wifey instead of sleeping in the spare room... It's so fuckin lonely in here. 🥺🥺
McPhallus likes this
Hope you recover soon!
(22 hours ago)
Good luck. Can take weeks to recover.
(18 hours ago)
shoulders take 5 x 5 x5 x 5 days to recover
(18 hours ago)
Sleeping sitting up?
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 7:28 AM (9 hours ago)
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Sew, if the she has a landing strip, does she land with flaps up? or flaps down? blink
Flaps up I reckon 😜
(5 hours ago)
Best not cum in to quick with no flaps. If not you might make a mess down the landing strip 🫣😂
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 1:02 AM (16 hours ago)
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well the pool might have given me an ear infection, so this is how that feels, doc appointment at 9:30
rodswim and McPhallus like this
couple drops of metho in ya ear after a swim 👍
(16 hours ago)
never heard that lol, im now on penicillin
(6 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Ouch! Hope you’re cured soon!
(6 hours ago)
And that's without all of us in it. Hope that abides quickly.
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 11:29 PM (17 hours ago)
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I'd love for Daisy to pose for me like Alison Goldfrapp did on their Supernature album cover. No luck yet but my mind races...
Ooh La La… 😉
(9 hours ago)
Damn autocorrect, I meant Supernature!
(9 hours ago)
Alison who fapp?
(7 hours ago)
I'd like to see this as well! Prefer Black Cherry to Supernature musically, but the cover art is great
(6 hours ago)
Grab her wrist and strike a pose.
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 10:58 AM (6 hours ago)
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Bananas are slightly radioactive due to the high levels of potassium. You should never eat more than 600 bananas in a single setting to minimize the the risk of a harmful radiation dose.blink
hmmm would ya BP drop dramatically killin u? or ya arse git the runs for 3 weeks, killin ya? or radioactive poisonin killya ... need a volunteer to test this w00t
(5 hours ago)
Thanks for the tip spunky. Good information to know 😂
(5 hours ago)