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forreal
All Assholes Please Test Here
1-2-3 testing confused

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4-5-6 testing

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scotto
faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt

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My asshole doesn't need testing.

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tiger72
jerk bounce ohmy

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BytheSea
I done had
the lightbulb up your ass trick thank you... as in medical test that is

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dough1214U
a5^g&&*l43Phhhhhhttt...ooops, sorry...where's the room freshener...guess my asshole is working fine

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valleybud
I'm an asshole.......
and the entire driving world tested me today!.....I didn't kill anyone, so I must have passed. rolleyes

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is this a thread to see if I am one or if I have one?

(note that only an asshole would ask that question)

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Now's the time for all good assholes to cum to the aid of their party!!!


Works,.... I'm an Asshole !!!

Dragon

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I Like to Reflect
Did someone say party?? confused dildo

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yeah willow...for us assholes. Wanna beer?


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AurianEyes
<Taps on mic>

One motherfucker, two motherfucker...Is this thing on?

I want a beer, and a sandwich. Thank you.

Before I step off the mic, I'd just like to say: Fuck the FCC, and the Newbie Nudes site rules all!

Thank you.

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I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, with a Cock!...
but I got turned into an old goat,...(sob) and I didn't even (sob) kiss her...

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Scotchsteph
Cummere, Lovvie
it happens i like old goats. How old is "old" for a goat?

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Scotchsteph
Don't know, haven't gotten there yet.

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does the asshole "test" include probing? confused

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mm hmm *licks his fingers* cool

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uh oh


but but but....I guess resistance is futile rolleyes

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Pretty much. Assume "the position." *licks*

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oh well....

here we go grin

/me bends over

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oh well, at least one of us will enjoy it!

*slurp*

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oh man....

I thought you liked it too sad

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phu

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knee

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you are! wink

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It's becumming apparent,...
...that I really, really enjoy being an Asshole!

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AlferdPacker
oooo, mr dragun
yur bumm looks as nice as mine. But I can't be unfaithful to my true love, pissyeater69. He is sooo manly and swave. I hope he thinks my tiny brown butt is worthy of him.

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AurianEyes
Lunna, can you bend over again? grin

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forreal
Bump
It`s been too long. I still test positive grin

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forreal
I can`t be the only one left sad

Bet if the Senator were still here, things would be........

Oh well mad

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