A Guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm .His neighbour sees him and ask what he has.The Guy replies its chicken wire and im going to catch some chickens his neighbour says you fool you cant catch chickens with chicken wire later that night he sees the Guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens.The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm.Once again he asks whats the guy up to.The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks he replies you fool you cant get catch ducks with duct tape sure enough later that night he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him.The next day he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm he ask what it is.The Guy replies it pussy willow,, he says hold on let me get my hat.

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a phyical.A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said you,re doing great aren,t you?The man replied just doing what you said doctor.Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.The doctor said i didnt say that i said you got a heart murmur be careful.

Hi everyone its been a while just back on nn last week alot of friends here are gone i hope they come back soon i miss my old friends here we had great fun in my old room the members room i miss it lol well i was living in scotland a while i moved back home to belfast i missed my home town lol and my family.I have caught up with some old friends here and made some new ones i like coming here to have fun and make friends like everyone else.Well i tell you about myself i like helping people if they have any problems and make people laught i like to make people happy theres enought sadness in the world i like to get to know people and make friends i like to show people i care and i like to laugh and joke in the room so we can all have fun well thats wat i have to say for now thanx for listening i send my love to everyone (HUGS) be happy love u all my dear friends bye for now dolphinxxx